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A woman lights on fire, a car drives into a market, Maddox has a new seafood video, my girlfriend doesn't put any ice in my water bottle, Vinnie Paulino goes on a "winter adventure" and has a bunch of Christmas Creeps, more CEO slaying talk, an advice followup, San Fransisco has a "weight czar", Sydney Sweeney posts another fat pic, and a disgusting pet hair ornament; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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Gfyd

Not even 20 minutes in and we're listening to some dude freak out about watching a woman burn to death. Why did Shwarn leave again?

Stefan Topuzov

Ah, waking up on the first day of the Christmas holyday run, only to learn that, yet again, Dick has been done dirty!

Atticus Finch

I don’t like it, but I L’dOL at the “non zero chance that it came from a pirates tomb” line. Sorry everybody.

Seb B

Farrakhan hasn't died yet.

Greggs

The Biggest Problem with Seafood

Blart Sampson

Hell ya pumped for the Paulino Masterson TPBPC

MC LyteSabr

I remember reading about Bruce Pardo on Encyclopedia Dramatica years ago. Article was titled Satan Claus.

temp_anon

If you want to play a villain in Civilization 7, Machiavelli is playable. They're doing a weird thing where Civilizations and Leaders are separate from each other, so you can make American Machiavelli. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1N6hmgn_ivc

SeltzerWater

Does Maddox know that most of the fish we eat comes from fish farms?

SeltzerWater

2:02:00 This is symptomatic of a larger issue of women lacking the ability to self-reflect and thinking everything is about them. "Oh just give me half a slice, I don't want that much. Thanks!" - woman who just wants a taste of cake "She's doing that to humiliate me, I'm going to make this woman feel as humiliated as I make myself feel. This is a systematic issue of women's oppression, and if it's not, someone is doing this to me and I play no part in the way I feel." -fat psycho Changing yourself, either to lose weight or to figure out how not to feel bad about your weight/behavior, is much easier than changing society and altering the behavior of everyone around you. Unless you want attention.

The Gentleman Sausage

The Luigi Mangione perp walk is just like that time they raped The Joker, in that it was a bunch of cops being gay

Terminally Chill

“I’ve abandoned any sort of childish notion of free market capitalism” holy based Mr. Masterson

Brad McFly

Really enjoying Johnnys choice of a slightly different shade of Black V Neck

Mr. Hamilton Burger

I haven't laughed out loud as hard as I did in forever at Johnny saying "Nat Turner's Punch-Out."

Sasha Mills

Ayyyyy! Miss you bunches, Boomies! <3

SeltzerWater

Never seen a kid eating kimchi stew? I've never seen anyone eating kimchi stew, I don't live in Korea.