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Funko Pops ruin my marriage, mistakes in sharing a TV show, Florida goes after the Tates, transgender mice, rewarding teachers, a listener's wife nearly blows up their house, a woman gets both of her hands bitten off playing with a shark, pimps, banks, and credit card caps, Canada bans whiskey--again, and Eric July writes an essay about me; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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slightly_Toast

This is so late and gay. Im done working now !

nop

I miss Bananadox a lot.

WillWall

Hibbidy Jibbidy

Blart Sampson

A man with even a minimal amount of self awareness would have just stopped talking about this about 10 mins after the taunting started, stay golden Eric stay golden

Blart Sampson

Johnny, Eric clearly has no sense of humor plus he’s a terrible writer and he’s had more bad hiring than the first trump administration so I’d question his ability to even hire a decent comedic writer to create a funny response to dicks criticism.

Veggie

Describing what a "crazed Riley" might do to Eric's employees had me cracking up on the work floor. That's funny stuff

Cody B

Dick yelling his head off about how stupid Eric is, is exactly what I needed today.

Ryan mcgibbon

This is an all time great episode 😂

415 nick

I wish Shawn was there to give facts about the shark that ate that bitches hand

James A W

Oh hell yeah, johnny knows garfieldeats!

Cara

Who killed Roger rabbit references were great 🤘

The Gentleman Sausage

You ended up missing out on the entire Nathen Mazri saga because Asterios left. It is such an extraordinary tale. Dude put carrots in his pizza sauce. Hell just the fact that he made a pizza shop around a cat famous for his lasagna is insane. And his catchphrases "stay browsed" and "entergaging." He's probably the world's richest lolcow because he just uses his dad's money on failed business after failed business. At one point he pivoted to scooby doo. And then at one point he had a breakdown and started posting Garfield porn on Twitter, and then there was this https://x.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1776019969882423754

Steven

Eric sounded like someone stabbed him in the taint

wilydingus

After his Greta mishap im reeaally praying to the Eastern European Spaghetti monster

Cara

I have so much joy watching dick becoming dad!

Renegade Priest

Lady: "I was stalked and assaulted, but the courts did nothing." Maddox: "We are the same, you and I."

Special Ed class

That woman made a whole documentary on her stalker. He then lost it and beat her with a water bottle. Justified

Connor Dempsey

Can't stop thinking about the phrase "that's pisses me off".... now thats pisses me off!

Electrical Joe

Eric July was never a gangster, he was the only black emo kid in his high school and definitely got bullied everyday, congrats on the black gem.