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My hearing blows out, Kanye releases a funny song, homelessness is solved with a new invention, Pakistan saves the Internet from India, Reddit gets experimented on, nitrous, Maddox wins the "Retard of the Month" award, Vito gets banned from Hackamania, statues of fat Black women pop up all over the Earth, and how many Mexicans does it take to restart a water heater; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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Veggie

C u Monday

President of Sauce

The thumbnail of Johnny, filled with pure joy, contrasted with Dick, looking like he's had the worst day of his life so far, is a perfect summary of the tone this episode.

No Good

Hearing Dick explain all this agonizing pain and dismay, new yearning for life now that it feels jeopardized.. ..with the Sonichu smirking right next to his head.

the locs

Based on this episode, idk how dick is going to do a show with vito this week

Moof

please don’t let Vito near Boston

cameron yarnell

Tinnitus? To night this dick is going in your ass. Gottem. Be here all week.

Data

Deep fulfilling relationships are definitely a thing, they just take years to create and you can't form them immediately. I doubt such things are possible in a city, most people form friends before 30 and just coast with those friends for the rest of their lives.

nop

Fuck, I have tinnitus and now I have a new fear.. Luckily that RapeMonger guy seemed trustworthy and had some great tips.

NosajNagitnarb

So why is Dick wearing the headphones if they’re off? Is he now one of those autists that wear headphones everywhere?

Djingy

Please no more TBPITU. Vito’s destroying the show. Dick show and WATP crossover only please.

Crimson Shins

The guy writing in about how he can’t meet new friends needs to come out of the closet. He sounds like he has watched friends too many times. He’s looking for a husband not a drinking buddy.

The Gentleman Sausage

You were sexually assaulted by trees again, and here everyone was victim blaming. Shame on all of them

definitely(not)nick

Vitos not destroying BPITU, he's just the substitute lolcow now that Eric has stopped sperging as much.

Mike A

I’d rather be the guy going solo to the Comedy place, than be stuck being Vito. It’s a no brainer.

Jake Thornton

Lol Christ. He's been talking continually this episode about how his ears are fucked and super sensitive. I imagine having de facto ear muffs on would help some.

Jake Thornton

Feel bad for ya man as someone who also plays music. I never had the pain but I got this weird sensorineural loss where certain music notes were off to the extent that a simple clean major chord on a piano would sound discordant and the top end of the frequencies I was losing them. I could only hear the clack of the piano key not the note. A funny side effect was all women's voices sounded weird, like some weird robotic dr who cybermin shit. It came and it went in about 4 months. No rhyme or reason. Just on/off switch. Docs found nothin during the time. Hope yours fucks off for good too buddy.