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A fat woman throws a bicycle, LA erupts in violence and retardation, a fat women encourages the rioters, ICE deports my Home Depot, a protester fights an SUV, some Mexicans light themselves on fire, an AI company is oops all indians, a man falls in love with a robot, my wife throws popcorn away, Maddox tries to cancel Road Rage: Boston, Elon's trans daughter tries out a new voice, and a man makes friends with a hot prostitute; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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grando

How to riot was based. Bad title change

Jaggal

God bless Dick

Zach

Battle of the bulge, Hué city battle, Gettysburg, washington crossing the Delaware, Okinawa. All major turning points in their respective wars

Wyatt Kozinski

Johnny hit your cousin up bro, I need to talk to you.

WillWall

Just start running them over.

Data

I hate the feds but kicking out invaders waiving their flags as they colonize a US city makes the tribal part of me feel good.

JP

Johnny spot ON with the flowering pear trees! They stink!

J

Elon musk's daughter sounds like she belongs on an episode of formed in foam

Phil from KS

Should have used battle of the bulge.

Powder

We had Sean's Animal Corner, now we need Johnny's Homeless Encounters

Titus Montgomery

The veterans who have worked 4 year contracts just to collect 100% disability for a broken finger, THAT’S PISSES ME OFF! My dad served 26 years and died at 50 of Gulf War Syndrome. When he applied for disability in the early 2000’s we considered it a miracle that he got 100%. Now it appears it’s handed out like candy to whores with dogshit spending habits like the ones on Caleb Hammer.

Steven

Woman alert: my work is currently shifting to a new site and hired a woman to facilitate the move. We had a meeting to discuss the move and address our concerns, such as “the new site has almost no parking” and “some of us will be working in a basement with no natural light”. I can only guess that because she was addressing a bunch of scientists and lab technicians, she thought we were all a bunch of nerds and decided to compare us to the marvel avengers and that it was her job to move us to our “new HQ”. She then asked us which marvel avengers we were and if anyone wanted to be Captain America. It didn’t go over well.

SeltzerWater

There must be something about hormone therapy that causes 80's synthesizer voice modulation. Everyone trying to get clout for being trans sounds like that.

Brandon Lee

Elons tranny sounds like the wanye brothers from white chicks 💀