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Just got home from the hospital and I feel like I was hit by a train driven by a fat woman.

Baby is perfect. The nurses said he was the loudest baby in the hospital by far and maybe the loudest baby some of them had ever known.

No show today. We’ll do a bonus episode this week to make up for it. I need about three days to acclimatize. There’s a lot of stuff happening, but it will still be happening next week.

Thank you all!

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Jeppe Hansen

Congratulations, happy to hear everything went well, apart from your wife surviving, maybe next time.

Josh

Congrats

Michael

🎉🎉

Sam

Congratulations!

SaucySlurp

Congrats man we love yall no diddy!

Conor Casey

Congratulations Dick and 80s girl 👏🍻

hedge

Congrats. Just skip the show and enjoy the kid.

PazarGamingGuides

I am really hoping you were actually able to name him Donald 😂. Congrats brother

GrizZzlyWiZzZly

Congratulations, and condolences on 80s girl surviving. Cheers and love to you both.

Jackson Thomas Billio

And three wise MEN came. Beatrice The GOLDen Witch, Frank(incense) hassle, and Myrrhlogic

jason coward

Amazing. I wish the same blessings for Vito. Unfortunately, you can't impregnate a tranny. Yet. 😎

Adam Adam

Th official death nail for Maddox

Lyle

Congrats Dick

Ian miller

Congratulations Dick! Take all the time you need. I'll still be here eagerly awaiting your return.

Matt from mn

Congratulations Dick. Make Zxion the godfather so he has to come back around once in a while.

Mr.Hehe

Congratulations! You don't to do a bonus episode this week man; we'll be fine.

WillWall

This is great, but his name better be donny!!!!

Coach Cake

Congrats. Glad to hear young Donnie is doing well

Carbs

Congratulations Dick and 80’s girl! I’m sure a crying Donald will do wonders for your tinnitus. GFY Dick!

Miles Frank

Fantastic news. I'm taking a fat shit right now.

the locs

3 amazing crashouts in one week. Ralph throwing punches, vito's "my properties", and Dick's son. Im beginning to believe in the power of the medallion... Huge congratulations to yourself and 80's mom. You clearly always loved being an uncle to your nephews, fatherhood is going to be a gift to you. Also, I'm not gay

Cpt Cheez

Congrats on little Donald. And good luck dealing with a crying baby in those tinnitus ears.

Strategry

Chuck Congrads in your ass.

Mongrel🦾

Best wishes to you both! 🥳

vinny sarcophagus

this is something maddox would write, very funny

JR

Congratz Dick and spouse!

Matt

Congrats!

ZeroX1984

Congratulations.

Rayce Bannon

We better get a yeah from that baby soon

AbbaZabba

Congratulations! Glad to hear things w 20's Boy are going well and looking forward to stories of enduring/enjoying fatherhood

Blaise

Congrats and GFY!

PuzzL

Congrats!

Greggs

Little do the nurses know baby boy is telling them to get on the treadmill

Terry Shepherd

Congrats! I hope both momma and the baby are doing good!!!

pepito

Hell yeah 😎 So happy for you!!!

suckdings

Mih'zazzle tih'zoff!

chocmusic

Congratulations!

Toilet™

Congratulations big dog! I actually have a friend who has a friend who is cousins with the nurses at your hospital and they said your baby was easily the coolest AND smartest baby they've seen in their careers. Honestly wild! Hope he's nice to your tinnitus and that everything goes well! TYFNKY

HuMeme

He already takes after his old man. Congratulations.

Stylonuum

His first word will be "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH". A salut

Chris

love how the dickhead community is genuine when there is a real life thing. congrats!

Rico S

Congrats, brother

ABG

Congrats 80s girl, Dick you were there too

Kull the Conquerer

Hell yes!! Gay or not, this white claw is for you two crazy kids and the baby. Cheers!!!!!

zxcdolbaeb

Congrats! He was the loudest? Well, it's definitely your boy)

zxcdolbaeb

Now he is America worst mexican!

Zero

Congratulations man, I am so glad he is healthy!

Zegathra

The loudest baby ever, and I would expect nothing less. Rip Dick's ears.

Jason

Congrats dude seriously never really thought that would happen

Nar Jagkoper

Congratulations on your son.

Jenn H

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!! Remember what a blessing you have when it get tough. When will you have a daughter? Lol Hope Mama is doing well.

Jenn H

Don't forget to give Maddy extra attention! Can't wait til they meet.

LopunnyAssEater

Congratulations, You don’t owe us a episode but it’s appreciated. Take your time! Best wishes

Christian Perez

Loud and proud just like his father. Congrats.

DrewGulo

Congratulations Dick. You’re still my internet dad.

Antman3639

Congratulations dick!! Just had mine in May. It's a truly great thing. Welcome to being a dad.

DJ

Congratulations

Angie Thornton

Congratulations to both of you.! Go 80’s girl for creating the next gen Dick Masterson

five

Congrats Dick!

Mnemonic

Congratulations! Thoughts and prayers for your ears.

NosajNagitnarb

Welcome to the club. Let the Dadmaxxing begin

Joe Seff

Congratulations Dick! The Dad Show era begins

Victims of Rape

his mullet will be glorious! congrats to you and 80s mom

Jacob Benefiel

We gotta get this kid a show name! I propose Lill' Dick

gwimbly

Baby Dick like Maddox always says

gwimbly

Came out screaming “YEAHHHHHH”, what a king

Jacob Benefiel

Maybe Don Juan, because chicks love babies

Eric Keyte

Congratulations to you and your family. 🙏

Rusty Shakleford

Congratulations! I hope your son becomes as strong as he is loud, just like his dad.

415 nick

Congrats dick!

fivehorizons

This and Vito. The man is gonna be on edge

Skonris

Congratulations Dick. Sounds like you've got yourself a healthy son.

Doug in OK

May he grow tall and sweet-natured

Doug in OK

Yea the last couple weeks I've been thinking "Jesus Vito is NOW the time for all this? You know ya boy's life is changing in a big way right?"

Alex reynolds

You'll need 18 months to acclimatize unless you kid learns how to say yes and no somewhere around 1yo

OutForSmokes

Congratulations internet dad, now you're a real Dad.

feisty penguin

"three days to acclimatize". I remember saying that 8 years ago... Congrats!

Gobby

Cognarts

Butte Fukar Jones

Three days to aclimatize, my ass. Lol. Best of luck dick. My paytreon is maxed on both channels. I hope that is better than well wishes.

Ben

Congrats. Here's to young Donnie, and the future.

Fon Tracktor

Congrats! The world needed more Donalds!