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A ruined day off, a crackhead at the hospital, Lena Dunham stuns in not enough, a fat woman goes spelunking, a muslim prayer group talks toilet paper, Asmongold and Gamer Gate 2.0, fame that is just out of reach, a fat woman falls out of a canoe, the ISOM action figure, Happy Gilmore 2, a new pick-up artist technique, women's many encounters with ghosts, and the king of crashouts has risen; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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Brad McFly

Muslims literally use their hands to wipe their Ass. Their Left Hand specifically

HooDaFuq

If you think Vito is on any level for content vs Maddox, you should rethink that....

Steven

Stop crashing out Vito.

nop

Maybe Dick should do a comic based on painted-over Lena Dunham pics; it might be funnier than, and will definitely be released before SuperKiller.

Ívar Sveinsson

Hey Dick, I also live atop a hill in my city and have disdain towards those at the bottom. I would add "lowlanders" to your lexicon as that is my term for them

Data

The cop video was hilarious. Skin exposure to fentanyl is extremely unlikely to send you into overdose. We had to have clever fucks design specific patches for it to be absorbed through the skin because shockingly skin is pretty good at keeping most powders out of your body. She would have had to have sniffed it for her to OD that fast. I will take lena badenov over topless lois lane any day. Also you should do supertips vs. superchats to keep more of the money, if you add it to the show.

Ben

Ngl I'm looking forward tot his one.

415 nick

Fuck yea fat watch super plannel

Nathan Efrat

Heads up, weight watchers is still in business.

Glenn Jay

Great work guys! Still the funniest show online. Dick, your story telling has been terrific these past few weeks.

Cpt Cheez

Biggest Problem might be 2/2 on bald retard co-hosts, but The Dick Show is 2/2 on funny audio engineers. Keep up the good work, Johnny boy.

Zach

Dick has done such a fantastic job handling Vito in this manipulation attempt that is ruining the show that I cancelled my biggest problem membership and upgraded my dick membership to $10 a month. Thank you dick. Keep it up.

The Gentleman Sausage

I'll have you know that that is the Dr. Wallace Breen, and while he may be a somewhat controversial figure, he did arguably buy humanity time against the Combine, so if he wants to get online and watch some porn in his downtime then I say let him

Milk Man

What sam hyde podcast did they mention dick and maddox on? PGL? The sam hyde show?

Crakspider

Joins on them, i wipr my ass using 3 seashells

mrbanks

There have been some weird fans saying that you're lying about your illness and Vito believed them. All he needed to hear was that you don't completely hate him.

Mikedick

I heard people in KY are being investigated for taking organs they shouldn’t be and people are waking up. I’d say that guy trying to redefine death is fighting an uphill battle That how Isom is the hero? He shows up by the bad guys, takes off an ankle monitor, then the cops come handle it? lol

Mikedick

Dick, why are you reading chats from all Vito’s sock accounts at the end of the show? I’m tired of Vito drama. You could do 2 shows with Johnny every week and we’d all be happier.

Josh

I want to know too.

Bridget Gonzalez

I know no one really cares, but the LD50 of naloxone (Narcan) is astronomical. 1g/kg in rodent models, so assuming a 70kg adult, it would take approximately 17,500 doses to equal this. One of the safest drugs we use. Unless you have opioids in your system, it doesn't do anything. It just kicks drugs off the opioid receptors. Great show, as always.

Cole Solomon

Will ,I think you should just tell Chris you don’t want home around anymore or at least be honest about using him for content. If it s all for show…..best acting ever.