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Karl calls in about his lawsuit, Home Depot rents defective furniture dollies, Johnny brings in a poetry man, Nick Fuentes shouts out the show, an Indian crashes a semi truck, ChatGPT sexually assaults an insane woman, a fat woman falls through a boat, and the EVS Superkiller review announcement; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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wilydingus

So if chatgpt is the perfect bodyless sexbot for women, we gotta up the male sex robot game at least to parity

HooDaFuq

Lol fucking Johnny sometimes.... His reference to a Jamiroquia's song had me laughing, so I pause the video just to re-watch that stupid music video and make this comment.

Daniel Riley

*NOT PARENTING ADVICE* This is chickenpox advice. I wish I got vaccinated for chickenpox, as cpox is the prerequisite for shingles. Most people don't get shingles until they are older, but I got it at 23 due to stress. I had it around my waist and it was two weeks of unbearable pain. It can result in permanent scarring and in some cases the pain never completely fades. When the weather gets cold the side of my nutsack hurts. You can also get it over your eyes.

Data

Dick is lamenting the mistakes he has made in the last year while the medallion glows with sonichu's power in the background. Carnival Cruises are super based. They are clearly preparing to start doing one way cruise trips to West Africa. Testing to see how many people they can stuff on the boat.

Data

Johnny's insta segment is phenomenal, there is a pandemic in my pants for him.

gwimbly

How much did big pharma (Sean) pay you to say that?

the locs

Instead of ICE to catch all the fats, its gonna be ICEE

WrickeyBooby

DIET: deporting infini-fats eating treats

Cpt Cheez

Karl’s even got his own LOLsuit now. He’s finally becoming a big podcaster.

Brad McFly (edited)

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2026-09-06 03:00 What the Fat Chick in the AI Boyfriend Reddit is actually doing by posting that is she's showing off to the Other Fat Women that she is SO DESIRABLE (to the computer) that it wants to Marry HER (and not them) in the EXACT same way that Women do it in Real Life with actual People...... INSANITY We can't get them into the Prison's Fast Enough.....
2025-08-19 05:34 What the Fat Chick in the AI Boyfriend Reddit is actually doing by posting that is she's showing off to the Other Fat Women that she is SO DESIRABLE (to the computer) that it wants to Marry HER (and not them) in the EXACT same way that Women do it in Real Life with actual People...... INSANITY We can't get them into Prison's Fast Enough.....

What the Fat Chick in the AI Boyfriend Reddit is actually doing by posting that is she's showing off to the Other Fat Women that she is SO DESIRABLE (to the computer) that it wants to Marry HER (and not them) in the EXACT same way that Women do it in Real Life with actual People...... INSANITY We can't get them into Prison's Fast Enough.....

Brad McFly

Dick I'm the same age as you (turned 45 in July) and we have A LOT In Common Trust Me, you HAVE to get back into Lifting/Working out again and as soon as possible I started Crossfit (I know, I wont go on about it) nearly 3 years ago now and if I hadnt back then, I'd easily be Dead by now Severe Sleep Apnea, Heavy Drinker (Have a CPAP, absolute Life Saver, can sleep off Hangovers in less than an hour FYI) Physical Self Employed Job, Own Everything, Multiple Cars (Car Guy) Zero Debt and most Lucky of all... Zero Wives or Kids, thanks in Part to your Great Teachings Just say to 80's Mum (Aussie, this is how we spell it) that YOU NEED to get away for at LEAST an hour a day for your own Physical AND Mental Health, so that you can get Fit Enough to ENSURE that you can be around for THEM for as long as possible into THEIR Future..... Chicks love that shit Thank me later

Fon Tracktor

I agree that Bob Ross can't paint cabins, jfc man. Also: "Ross used his television show to promote a line of art supplies and class recordings, building what would become a $15-million business – Bob Ross Inc. – which would ultimately expand to include classes taught by other artists trained in his methods." You think Bob Ross made more than that off of his fucking wiggly cabin paintings??

Chocolate Noodle

It would do wonders to medically classify obesity as an illness. Stuck in a hospital bed and fat? They are ethically obligated to keep you at a calorie deficit.