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Episode 63 - Dick on Fake Police (Patreon)

Published:
2017-08-15 15:58:53
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2017-08-15 16:46:58
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Politicians Instagram, a call from a fake policeman, LARPing Nazis with tiki torches, Asterios’ birthday cuck cake, The Dukes of Hazzard, Aydin Paladin vs. Asterios, TMZ: the only honest news, tits on a tank, boobs on a battleship, trans in the military, America’s imaginary stupid baby, activism coattails, the pressure cooker, the “dumbest fans in the world”, a tale of obsessive texting, another round of Maddox leaks, $1,000 minimum wage, racist carbon credits, Charleston Chews, and heroes; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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Comments

TV's Mr. Neil

A Twitter shirt??!? After Metokur was on this show? How dare you, sir! I take my glove off and slap you with it.

ButtBurgler

Look at the rack on that one damn

Filthy Fucking Weeb

In all fairness though, Jews are trying to destroy the white race. You'd have to be pretty dense not to see it.

Zane Curtis

I usually find Asterios painfully annoying, but this episode was hilarious because he illustrated the illogical left perfectly. I laughed my ass off until the too long/slow goss segment at the end.

Bryan Gibson

Jesus Christ, the amount of crosswords before this episode must've been staggering.

w0rp

I loved asterios being on the show. I disagree with pretty much everything he says, but it's very entertaining to hear two comedians argue opposite sides.

Chris Basco

I think we have seen what happens with 15 dollars an hour... Doesnt look too promising

Bootyman

"i dont care about shoes" but what is her dad like?

Dekasugi Chinsuke

This was by far the worst episode of the Dick Show, I couldn't even finish it. I'm sorry Dick but if Asterios becomes a habit I'll have to take my money somewhere else.

Joe S

I thought their debate was the best part of the show. It's good to have someone who actually challenges Dick instead of agreeing with him all the time.

Dekasugi Chinsuke

I agree with the first sentence but not the second. Asterios is too pathetic and sad to be funny.

Jared

Dick is so used to living in big cities that he doesn't know what real racists look like. Trump not denouncing white nationalists is a big deal. Dick's inability to accept that Nazis are real and that there's value in denouncing them is embarrassing.

Derek

He did denounce them you fucking idiot. Stop commenting on shit you have no idea about. He denounced the day of and two days later. Keep on sucking that media tit you fucking idiot. Think for your self for once.

Jared

It took him a long ass time. That's the whole point. Get raped.

Aaron Walker Cuffman

Obviously that guy with the stutter has never watched South Park. I myself stutter now and then; it can be quite annoying. But Jimmy Valmer is a great character. It's just written really well. The problem with most characters that are shoe horned in for diversity is that their writers suck ass.

Mr.Abstruse

I'd just like to say, the amount of people following on facebook, reddit, etc, does not accurately reflect the amount of listeners your show has. I know 6 people who listen who have absolutely no involvement in the community, and nor do I. Mostly because we're mature adults who have better things to focus our attention on. I'll speak for all of us when I say that we love the show, and we're all contributing.

A a

Jimmy isn't the main character of the show and if he was that stutter would get pretty old pretty fast

Dekasugi Chinsuke

"He denounced the day of" "It took him a long ass time"

Aaron Walker Cuffman

True, but he has been the main character on more than a couple episodes. I'm not saying you could do 20 seasons of The Jimmy Valmer Show either. I just wanted to raise it as an example.

Colorless Green Void

This was one of the best episodes in a while. at least since the goss was at its maximum hottness. I want to see more like this.

Lauren

Hoping Madcux is on again real soon, miss that guy

Max Meza

Any credibility Asterios had was immiediatly expended when he said that "anyone in the armed forces is a hero"

Jeremy Kurowski

"don't break the laws, NEVER, NEVER". but commit vehicular homicide when somebody is in the road!

Jeremy Kurowski

Exactly, it's about time somebody stood up to dick.

Ket Ralus and Red Emption

Asterios did have some moments of silly hyperbole, notably when talking about the military, but I'm glad he was in this episode. He added some variety and debate to the issues and prevented it from becoming an echo chamber.

Sophie Wood

The unintelligent, base way Asterios tries to manipulate an argument in his favour has surprised me. He made a massive fuck-up trying to pander to the pro-military (simple folk, easily patronised), and then when he's caught out he just tries to deflect Dick's ire by talking about tits (simple man, easily patronised). That's clearly what people with right wing beliefs are to him - simple idiots. He's like the type species of the liberal genus because his attitude encapsulates why no matter how loud he shouts the people he's patronising will always ignore and resist him.

Bumbleskum

Dick: "Dont break the law! Just do not break the law!! Except when you want liquor and the grocery store is closing."