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Modern church and the devil of incompetence, the volume box on your iPhone, Sean's Dong takes a beating, people who throw beachballs over the side at baseball games, girls who are worried about looking "too buff", drunk time traveling, gay detecting computers in the Middle East, dress shirts all look like parachutes, Madcucks-gestions and how to interview, putting an end to that Ed Sheeran song, auto-playing news videos, Matt Miller Ink and the Dick Show neck tattoo; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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The Dick Show Episode 67 - Dick on The Devil

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Bumbleskum

Just hitting this episode, just gotta comment on this one thing Dick, that screenplay draft is written wrong. Stop halfassing shit you piece of shit.

BillBull

So this thumbnail needs to be a shirt.

Elliott Anderson

You know android doesn't do that volume thing in the middle.... however you also get the bonus joy of having "7 FUCKING VOLUME SLIDERS"

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2026-09-18 14:00 Oh all the important shit: Media Ringtone Notifications System <=== No idea what that is Bixby voice <== Just in case Siri wasn't retarded enough Call volume Bluetooth volume I dunno there are probably more; it's full on autism.
2017-09-12 19:19 Oh all the important shit: Media Ringtone Notifications System <=== No idea what that is Bixby voice <== Just in case Siri wasn't retarded enough Call volume Bluetooth volume I dunno there are probably more; it's full on autism.

Oh all the important shit: Media Ringtone Notifications System <=== No idea what that is Bixby voice <== Just in case Siri wasn't retarded enough Call volume Bluetooth volume I dunno there are probably more; it's full on autism.

Sphex

Every libertarian should aspire to be Ron Swanson

Staesis

You obviously have to wipe when you're sitting, or else your ass closes and you just spread a shitty mess all over your anus and cheeks. By sitting, you leverage your ass open so the cheeks don't touch.

Ket Ralus and Red Emption

Dick, I've been to multiple elementary schools (in different states even). Never once have I encountered this parachute thing you speak of. Hope your teachers weren't Mr. Fogle and Mr. Jackson (or Jefferson, if you watch South Park).

MancalaXpert

this is a nice thumbnail suited for a poster, sticker and shirt

Jared

This Western Washington asshole should sit in his hole. If you think your air was bad, try being in the fire zones. Go fuck yourself.

Jared

Kinkead, do you just have one of those protracting horse assholes or something?

Anonymous

I think it's possible to go Libertarian without going full retard, As soon as you let yourself get hamstrung by your own ideology you're as bad as every other system. Sticking your principles is important, but so is the healthy application of pragmatism. Good fucking points, dick.

Scythode

Man, I can't stand that stupid Ed Sheeran song either.