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Episode 489 - Dick on SantaCon (Patreon)

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2025-12-15 15:42:10
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2026-06
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Santa rips me off, endangered plants and the Malibu fire, Nick Funetes rapes Piers Morgan, a cholo tries to shake me down, H1-B teachers, the Gravedigger calls in, how to cremate fat people, haunted toys, Luigi Mangione's to-do list, and China lays down the law on delusional women; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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Mike A

So when you cremate a fat fuck, do you send the ashes to the family on a pallet? This is fascinating Gravedigger!

Trottock

Gravedigger call-in ruled. Great episode, y'all.

Data

Loved the gravedigger bit, those stories are wild. Retards actually do often work, especially if it is only mild (they need to make less than ~$1500 a month though to qualify for SSDI). It is usually stuff like bagging at a grocery store or dishwashing etc... The cutoff IQ-wise for Intellectual Disability is 70-75 so some of our intellectually disabled are smarter than the average person in certain countries. Also most of the downies in that vid were skinnier than your average woman, wtf.

Veggie

Fantastic caller this week.

Gentle

I canceled my biggest problem Patreon shortly after Vito started working from home. Just isn’t as good and not worth it to me.

Kaed

Can the caller start a podcast cause I could listen to this shit all day

David Friesner

It's Fuhrer Friday. Get it right, Dick. Another fun bible fact: Satan doesn't have a name. Everything they call him, including Lucifer, is a title.

Jacob Major

Great episode, thankyou for introducing me to Mr Poop Dad

Moof

Two weeks of callers? SICK! Gravedigger was awesome

definitely(not)nick

The Gravedigger needs to call in again or start his own show, his stories are so insane I want to listen to all of them.

FuuuriousAnger

I don't blame women for watching their stupid shows, or reading novels with some gigachad on the front cover. Nobody wants to read "Beta Billy Leaves the Friendzone," that's for fucking sure.

HooDaFuq

Dicks jigsaw shirt kinda looks like the TPUSA logo.

Glenn Jay

Hilarious fellas. The grave digger was a great guest!

Will F

Gravedigger is great, definitely have him back on!

Fon Tracktor

I wonder if the fire was avoiding endangered plants

415 nick

The gravedigger interview was fire

The Gentleman Sausage

Weight Watchers is as good as it is because 4 guys have an entire month to scour the web for only the most prime fat people content. So naturally everyone wants even more shows in a month right up until they get it...

Bryan Kaloyanov

When I was a kid, I asked my dad why I saw Santa one time and then a Black Santa another time. He just told me Santa can change races 😂

JP

Great guest! I love these knowledgeable, niche professionals you guys have on from time to time. Fascinating - albeit gross - stuff.