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Episode 493 - Dick on ICE on Ice (Patreon)

Published:
2026-01-10 16:05:40
Edited:
2026-01-10 16:10:06
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2026-06
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Royce from "Revenge of the Cis" is in studio! A woman is killed on ice by ICE, the "I'm just a girl" defense, Dan Boingo spergs out, Quirk Chungus, breaking into day care, Time Crisis, fighting with your brother, infiltrating the Plus Size Park Hopper gang, and a Super Size Fat Watch; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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nop

Royce's transformation from fat to ripped is insane.

TaddiestMason

Hey, I recognize that muscle dummy!

Jeff

Do I smell renaissance?

the locs

Great show, Dick. You look like you lost 300 lbs! 🦛🐷🐳🐮

the locs

🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁

Mnemonic

When Vito decided to be cute about answering if he would end the show or get rid of his mod rights I laughed so hard. He is scheming and conniving to the end. He answers by requiring an email about further details about what mod rights entails. He knows he cant get an email from you. You and him have been talking about him banning people left and right, and he pretends he doesn't know it. His mask entirely falls off in the call in show, first he is conniving pretending he doesn't understand. Then 20 minutes in he starts being regretful and admitting fault. I don't think he is a sociopath, but I do think he takes his personality from his mother. He should forgive her and become a man.

definitely(not)nick

Fuck Vito. It made me so happy to listen to his cope after stream where he realized he just threw away all of his income and was trying to walk it back the whole time. I got a good laugh when Frog Tony called and offered to do a show with him and said "yeah man I'll let you ban everybody!"

Veggie

Royce fits right in. Great show!

Brad McFly

Official Request for Royce on Weight Watchers

Brad McFly

Ya'll forgot Jamie Lee Curtis' Tits in Trading Places

Butte Fukar Jones

Best guest since that guy who painted the federal reserve on fire.

The Gentleman Sausage

Technically the domestic violence rate of lesbian cops wouldn't exceed 100% and would be calculated by the inverse of the odds of either individual not being abusive as a cop or as a lesbian. IIRC that's 60% chance of not being abusive for both, so .6x.6 gives a 36% chance that one manages to not be abusive as a cop and as a lesbian, and a 12.96% chance that neither is abusive. Thus if you have a lesbian cop couple the odds of there being some domestic violence are about 87%

Zack

Dumb dykes disrupting on duty deporters decided to die.

NosajNagitnarb

Honda NoPilot might be the best joke I’ve heard this week.

the locs

Next TDS bonus show should be reviewing vito's call in show

Riley Pettyjohn

Easily one of the best episodes. Royce helped me laugh while grieving over the last episode of the biggest problem in the universe. Go fuck yourself Dick and send me an email. Smooches for Johnny.

Ben

"Turn this Honda into a Waymo with one simple trick!" HAHAHAHA Shieeeeeeeeeyt

Jesse Dolman

I guess Royce is the talent now.

Shoe Horn O'Plenty

Royce being on to riff about ICE is peak patriotic American Cuban.