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[VIDEO] Bonus Episode 18 - Dick on The Lolsuit (Patreon)

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2017-11-18 16:39:48
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2017-11-18 21:44:41
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Maddox and "Jane Doe" sue me, Asterios, Madcucks, and Patreon.com for $380,000,000.00. Madcucks calls in to read from the sermon of failure and tell us what he's going to do with his winnings, Lawyer Nick Rekieta calls in to recap his video series breaking it down, Sean talks about his "hiatus", and I try to stop Coach from getting high; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!

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invictus maneo

New dick head here catching up. Love the show, but i gotta say i dunno if shawn is worth $500 a month. Slow down, big guy.

moggenfeeb

Rewatching this years later... still just as insane as the first day.

SacDragger

Lmao Coach was liiiiit. Kept 1 lining the first thing that came to his head. I fucking loved it 😂😂😂

Red Bull Energy Drink

I was hoping for a 'The Imitation Game'/Creation of Madcucks inspired thumbnail for this episode. After all Benedict Cumberbatch's character and Dick are both gay..

Rimantas Stankevičius

After a recording six "lost" episodes, you said you made 8 episodes a year later that were not linked on maddox's site, but, I remember that there was a link to thebiggestproblemintheuniverse.com when the first episode aired. Does this mean that there were 8 additional episodes before ep #1 on the biggestproblemintheuniverse page?

Dick Masterson

No, the podcast just didn't get a link on maddox.xmission.com until around episode 8.

Filthy Fucking Weeb

I'd like to see you try to get the handful of Maddox supporters left back on your show and see if they'll admit they were blind fools this whole time. Wasn't Adam Nash was? And there was another way long ago I can't recall.

C

Dick if it helps your hair looks great and that's something Maddox will never hear.

James Dickens

It seems he probably listened to the dick show.

Lahna May

George really has become the stereotypical bad guy who thinks he is the good guy, only to be foiled for each dastardly plan again and again.

CB

This bonus ep was great. As I suspected and confirmed by the call-in lawyer, this whole lolsuit is bullshit. Maddox is going to lose again, only he has nowhere else to go after this. We now know he’s completely insane, so I would definitely be on alert...he’ll either try to kill you or himself because that’s what lunatics do. He’s fucking sick in the head...

Anthony Lopez

Hey Dick, you got this we all know maddox is literally full of shit and the judge will smell this a mile away. What you say in your podcast is so liberating that I find myself somewhat jealous of you. Someones my own personal life feels like a weighted calculation of what to say and not to say to garner the most happiness. I somewhat long for speaking my piece but it's difficult to gauge the price as well as the reward. Or i mean maybe you just gotta say fuck it and do you i dunno. GFY

Rimantas Stankevičius

I checked web archive and the link was added 8 days later, not 8 episodes later, which means ep. 2.

Mnemonic

Several years to write a book about whales, couple of months to write the holybible. Which must have taken a heavy toll on his girlfriend according to 'Book of orangutang 45:215' "...and that at any moment, she may be raped, or someone may break into her house, hack her accounts, or kill her." This shit is gold.

NotNB

This seems like a final desperate, all-in attack by Maddox. He lost so much credibility since this whole feud started and he's been bleeding money while looking at Dick raking in more money than he ever did.

Mr. Hamilton Burger

Maybe Maddox will accept 20 million Madbucks as a settlement. Or MadcucksBux

Makin

He wouldn't stop. Even if he go everything he is asking for, the subsequent train of thought would be "now that I have gotten back the bare minimum life owed me, they must be punished for their actions"

Chris Pucknell

it's almost as if Maddox is in conspiracy with Dick to create hot goss. How can he persist with this fruitless, utterly futile witch hunt? Mental illness doesn't do it justice.

Vaskaat

Maybe he's holding court in NY because it's even more SJW than California (in some ways).

jayjaydeth

In Time was a shit movie and I will fight anyone who thinks otherwise.... Not... not actually fight though, I'm not Asterios. But I do believe very strongly that it is a shit movie. I might have given it a pass, if it didn't have those damn time puns in every single scene. It was actually making me angry by the end of it.

w0rp

You have got to call your second book "Not Safe For Women." That's the best title.

The Gentleman Sausage

There's probably been rulings in similar previous cases that make New York more favorable to him, at least in his view. That's why most bullshit patent suits are filed in East Texas. Look up patent trolling. He's probably doing something along those lines. Maybe New York has a higher rate of ruling in favor of "conversion" plaintiffs.

Dick Mcgruder

Has sezuan been doing crosswords?

Elmertron

Ha ha ha ha ha! I was stolen from Maddox? Perhaps it is something to do with the fact that Maddox isn't funny and Dick is hilarious.

Elmertron

When I say Maddox isn't funny, I mean that he is behaving like a huge asshole

Thom

I'd love to share that last bit about donating to PP on facebook, it's absolutely brilliant (YouTube clip?)

Discrete

RIP any last shred of respect I had for Maddox. This is a fucking joke.

CAPS

Anyone not getting this on their bonus episode feed?

Jon Anthony

Instagramfomercial guy is 100% on point with his voicemail rage. Those videos are also on Faceboook and just exist for free advertising to idiots. Fucking hate those.

UmbralTongue

<a href="http://thebiggestproblemintheuniverse.com/trans/Maddox_BPU_43.htm" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://thebiggestproblemintheuniverse.com/trans/Maddox_BPU_43.htm</a> [...] Dick: This…it's this RAGE! That happens when you're not allowed to bang someone anymore, that drives guys insane. Maddox: What are you talking about, Dick? Dick: What do you mean? Maddox: What are you talking about? Dick: Like, the end of a relationship, not being allowed to bang…not being able to bang a woman you wanna bang. Maddox: Okay. Dick: Causes insane behavior. Maddox: Really? Dick: Yeah! Maddox: Oookay. (skeptical) I don't know if I've experienced this. What exactly are you talking about? Dick: Okay… Maddox: (interjects) So what happened to your man when he went and slept in the other room? Dick: That's…that's it!! So that was the conclusion of his story! "So now I'm sleeping by myself, oh, and by the way, I've been shitting in an outhouse for the last three months, 'cause our plumbing is broken." Maddox: Ugh, this guy. Dick: That's the update. Maddox: Okay. (scoffs) Dick: That's the final update. Maddox: Great. Dick: But the problem is…the problem is the manifestation of this…I don't know if it's jealousy or regret, or whatever it is, this anger that guys have. Maddox: Yeah. Dick: When they can't bang a woman they wanna bang. Turns into this, like, ridiculous violence and threats of violence. Maddox: Oh, you're talking about the Dutch. Dick: The Duke! Maddox: Uh, the Duke. Yeah. (giggles) The duke. Dick: The male Dutch! Von Dutch! I'm talking about him! Maddox: You're talking about him. Dick: Tell me you haven't experienced this before! Maddox: Oh, uh…no. Dick: Guys losing their fucking minds 'cause they can't bang some girl anymore! Chill out, dude! Maddox: No, no, exactly, yeah. No, that's desperation. Yeah. That's…desperation. You know what that guy is, is a chump. That's a textbook chump. Because you can't get laid, you can't find another girl, so you gotta sit there and obsess and stalk and creep, and threaten. Dick: Yeah. Sean: You're gonna get some texts now. (Maddox laughs) Dick: Why? Sean: Just said that to, like, 40, 50,000 people. Maddox: Yeah. Dick: What, what? The chump part? Maddox: What are you talking about? Sean: Yeah. Dick: I think that's accurate, though. Maddox: Yeah, no. They're chumps!! Dick: I think you're chumping yourself! Maddox: These guys…haven't gone through the work of self improvement to figure out what they're doing wrong to be able to be attract women, and they're fucking pussies, and they sit there and obsess about their ex, who has moved on with their fucking lives! Look man, you break up with someone, or someone breaks up with you, that's the end of it. Look. Maybe they like you, maybe they don't. Maybe they've moved on with someone else. But if you sit there and obsess and stalk and harass and threaten the new person they're living with? You're a fucking pathetic loser!! Dick: And I think…the reason I think it's a big problem is because I have never NOT dealt with this. EVERY chick I've ever dated has a guy sending her texts exactly like this. Maddox: Yeah. I have dated…I have dated girls who did get texts like that, like, "Oh, who's this new guy? Blablablablabla." They're trying to, you know, stalk, and threaten, and harass. And I'm like "Wow." I just sit back, cool as a cucumber. I'm like "Well, that guys sounds like he's having a rough time." Dick: (chuckles) Yeah. Maddox: Sounds like he's having a real rough time. Dick: Yeah. So, what would you call that? Maddox: What. What the guy does? Dick: What this problem is. Yeah. I like the chumpness. Maddox: Chump Syndrome. Dick: Chump Syndrome. That's great. Maddox: Chump Syndrome. [...]

Dmitri Glover

chump syndrome effects 1 out of every 2 cohosts. Tell your Doctor about chump syndrome today. Treatments are available.

Cody Darnell

i stopped reading what maddox said at a certain part. all i could think about was the letter to 80's girl. so how has he never felt that before?

Antoids

I'm finally listening to this episode and I think you should gather everyone Maddox has ever mocked with that voice to file a class-action lolsuit for defamation of character and whatever else he's charged Madcucks with.

DatBoi

It was called, Time Dicc