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Episode 520 - Dick on Male to Fester (Patreon)

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2026-08-16 02:04:06
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Being fat with dinosaurs, AOC freezes her eggs, a Mexican woman sits on a car and disfigures it, 911 AI trials, China eliminates divorce, the female OJ, the WNBA has a meeting, Gen Z is sports gambling for retirement, doctors working for free, and some complaints about voicemail; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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Oooooo

You can't be half M3x!can Dick, that's like saying you're half mongrel. My comment got censored so I'm posting it again. By the rules of racism I can say that because I'm "half" too.

FuuuriousAnger

Comparing Jason Arday to Eric July and then Milli Vanilli made my head explode. Ow.

Oooooo

And a tip of the fedora to you good saar.

The Gentleman Sausage

Mario could be a woman though. Fat? Hairy arms? Mustache? So what. Have you seen post wall Italian women?

Alexéi Luthor

Short story as bullet list of Jason Arday from childhood "stories" to get professorship >be Jason Arday >claim diagnosed autistic at 3 >claim non-verbal until 11 >claim partial deafness in one ear & being taught to sign by yourself >claim couldn’t read until 18, still leave school w/ two GCSEs >claim you joined the pro snooker tour at 10, a year before you could speak >claim you won so much at snooker your mom thought you were dealing drugs >have the sport’s database show just one amateur event, many years later, w/ zero prize money >claim football academy & a pro career >have Crystal Palace say no record >have the real record show tier eight >claim to have been on Seven Up, a series that first tracked 7 year olds as they grew up >have it first air 28 years before you were actually seven years-old >have BBC say you weren’t on it, since you’re not a time traveller >claim youths at a bus stop beat you into a weeks-long coma >claim you heard medics tell your parents to switch off life support >claim you begged the judge to spare them >claim they turned up years later as your students, hug them, become godfather to one’s child >claim 30 marathons in 35 days in 2010, the last nine on a broken leg swollen to twice its size >add an epileptic fit in later tellings >tell local paper you raised more than £100,000 since you were 17 >claim running 600 miles in six days as your final challenge, when the men’s record is 650 >claim it came at the same time as a stroke >have no race time on record anywhere, because why bother >have nobody in the ultra world ever hear of you >hand in a PhD on reflective practice w/ 100+ passages matching another student’s 2009 thesis >have 188 sentences come back identical or near identical, including her copy-editing errors >match a second PhD & two published papers on top >claim you did it in 2.5 years, working full time, w/ a brain tumor >claim the tumor was cut out 2 weeks before the viva >claim a stroke after the surgery >claim you turned up & remembered nothing at all >claim one supervision meeting in the whole doctorate >get the PhD anyway >publish a paper claiming focus groups w/ 32 black & minority students >have the quotes match an epidemiologist’s quotes >have structure follow his too >lift quotes into other papers & pass them off as interviews you conducted >get a correction, not a retraction b/c well. . . >delete 18 of the 31 quotes >get full chair at Glasgow

ErbBetaPatched

Just another white man trying to keep an nworda down

the locs

Vito DMed me on Twitter wanting to know if anyone has asked Dick what he did wrong regarding BPiTU. What did you do, Dick?!

ErbBetaPatched

Jason Arday is the black Tommy Tallarico. His mother is very proud of him.

Blaine

Great episode except for that quirk chungus ass 911 shit

gwimbly

AI music fucking sucks

Théo

The Bathrooms is a Mega64 sketch, Johnny.

Poopfeast420

Ai musuc? Nah, now we finally have People music and Robot Music. Robot Music is awesome if you like music wirh instruments being played well and singers not phoning it in for another paycheck. Have you heard Thunder by imagine Dragons? People made that. They had their chance, People Music is fucking heinous. Give me Robot Music any day.

wilydingus

Podcast holy spirit bummed the world didnt end so he could get with a 4.5