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[LIVESTREAM] Bonus Episode 23 Wed 8PM PST (Patreon)

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2018-04-17 20:22:23
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2026-06
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Content

Let‘s figure out what were doing with all these un-cucked episodes. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAf84Xavi4s

Files

Previews only

Bonus Episode 23

http://patreon.com/thedickshow

Comments

Argorash

"Biggest Problem - Bigger Longer and un-cucked."

VSDC.TV

Can’t wait!

Phranger

Hmm...no stream....sabotage?

Niggle V
>>11677231

Technical difficulties caused the stream to be moved over to Twitch, where it seems to have since disappeared. I only caught the last few minutes of it. EDIT: It's all working fine now.

BillBull

Is it available to watch on twitch?

Anonymous

Shitmate is NSFWomen... May I recommend DeuceMate

The Least Creative

oh man the rage about "small weird batteries" did not need any more elaboration. immediately on the same page. fuck small weird batteries

Anonymous

I have spent the day listening to the uncucked.thedickshow.com and God damn even though Maddox is a cunt these old episodes seem so light and fun that it makes me miss his smug ass.

Phranger

Advice for the 23 year old that never kissed a girl, ive left this advice before but it's important enough to repeat. Here is how to pick up women at a club...or bar or whatever. Cut your nails or at least keep them clean, if you are going to finger blast a woman she wants to know you nails are clean. Have a shower Dress in form fitting clothes Go to a club at about 8 pm, there should be a table of about three women nursing their first drinks, not interacting with each other waiting for someone a guy to come talk to them, but that won't happened because men(boys) are afraid to talk to women when sober and talking to sober women. (yes there is always a group of three single women at any club between 8 and 10 pm waiting to be hit on FACT!!!) Most guys will only talk to women when drunk but it takes until about 10pm before they have the balls to do so and by that time the women will have said, fuck it, and decided to just get hammered and keep to themselves, its way to harder to pick up when they are like this. Approach them between 8 and 10pm, do it sober, do it when they are sober, don't wait till they are alone, because that is predatory and makes you look weak. Approaching all three by yourself while sober, shows you are a MAN and sets you apart from all other guys that will hit on them for the rest of the night. After approaching them talk to them, introduce yourself, compliment them on their shoes if you need something to say, give them attention, but give the one you want to BANG the most attention. Eye contact. So important, most of the interaction you will have when courting a lady (picking up bitches) is non verbal. I REALLY FUCKING MEAN IT, DON'T EVEN BREAK EYE CONTACT FIRST, unless the woman you wanna bang wants to talk to you, then you lock eyes with her, prolonged contact means you want to fight or fuck. Initiate physical contact, not full grope you idiot, like, do a high five and then when your hands touch close your fingers about half way, if she closes her hand on yours, your IN. My personal favorite move is to initiate a game of patty cake, if you don't know how, even better they will teach you, BAM, INSTANT CONNECTION, Making them laugh is always a winning move, don't worry if you are not funny, if they like you they will pretend to laugh. Also if she asks you to try her drink, your IN you are SO FUCKING IN, especially if she also clasped her hand onto yours. Of course if this doesn't go well just try again with some other woman. Because you have done this you can actually walk away from the table for a while and even start drinking and when that 10pm drunk girl cut off limit kicks in, they will still be happy to talk to you, while other drunk dudes will sloppily try and chat them up, they will break off conversation with them guys just to to talk to you. Try to move the group to different parts of the club, if not, then move it to a different club, some women don't fuck till the third date, but what the hell is a date, its just being someplace, here is three dates in one night. Talking at the bar, talking at a table, dancing on the dance floor. Its the same as three dates. FACT Ask her to dance, hell tell her to dance or get her to promise to dance with you later. When on the dance flood touch her a little, you want to test your touching limits with her gradually. TOUCHING IS SO DAM IMPORTANT, what you are SAYING doesn't matter, she will laugh at anything you say if she wants a hot dicking. Its the non verbal communication that is important, smiles, eye contact and touching. Progressive touching, this was my biggest weak point when it came to getting the tang. Because most of courting is Non verbal, you need to find out when and where it is okay to touch her. Start light and try work your way up to boob (if she stops you then stop....you can try again later, but i think if your not a fucking idiot you know when no means NO.) but they often will touch you first, like when they laugh they will touch you, like a touch on your arm or something, that is a signal to touch back, just keep it light at first and keep working your way up. Touching Tiers Shoulder Arm Waist Hips Butt Boobs If you get as far as even hips, you probably already have her sopping wet. Just remember that no means no, like even if she is kissing you, she still may push your hand away from a certain area. Get her number at this point, or even after kissing her, NOW this is where most guys fuck up, don't get her number and just leave, getting her number is not the goal, sometimes a woman will give out her number just to get rid of a guy, you need to keep interacting with her after the number, also don't check to see if the number is real, keep it classy. You can make a joke that she gave you a wrong number, if its done tongue in cheek. When do you kiss her? When your thinking to yourself, should i kiss her, that's when. And you know from that point its up to you, ask her back to your place, or her place or you know keep texting her if you both can't hook up for the night. First time i did this i was a 26 year old virgin (I'm 30 now) and i approached a table of three Korean women, and went home that night with the hottest 23 year oldest one, within a couple hours she is grabbing my dick putting my hand on her boob in the club, i was stone cold sober too, I actually have a hard time picking up women drunk. In a nut shell. Walk up to a woman you are attracted to. EYE CONTACT!!! Talk to her (nice shoes) If she likes you keep talking If she doesn't like you then go talk to another woman, no point in trying to pursue her anymore when she "rejects you", its nothing personal, it just means she's definitely a lesbian. Maker her laugh Initiate physical contact Kiss her Get her number, don't walk away imidiatly, keep talking with her...or making out or whatever. Then you can ask her back to your place or hers or you know, if you don't bang that night, just keep flirt texting and if she stops texting you thats probably a sign to leave her alone. I would say call her on the phone, but im an old school kind of guy and they NEVER answer, but they will instantly reply to a text.....women.... Ths is what you call Courting, even FISH that don't even FUCK still do a courtship mating dance before reproducing, because just walking up to a woman and saying i want to bang you DOES NOT WORK (i'm sure there are exceptions) so just go through the motions, because that one hot woman you didn't talk to that one night out at the club may have been a total cunt, or your one true love, you won't know until you try courting her. And that is it, all i ask is that you give it a try, JUST TRY IT and for fucks sake, have fun doing it, in fact, that is the main objective of the night, all this stuff should be at the back of your mind, your main goal in going out should be to have a blast, if you go out and are having the most fun, GUESS who the women want to hang out with? Be the first on the dance floor, even if you are a shit dancer, dance like you ARE the shit. If you have fun you will never lose, even if you don't "pick up" you still have fun. AGAIN JUST TRY IT.

GoPhurIT

was that craig middlebrooks calling in to bitch about hair product? who are you trying to convince that you are not gay?