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Landau is putting together a settlement offer and is upset at his Google results, Mental Jess catches Maddox "trying to cheat" on her and immediately drops dysfunctional dimes on Facebook, I get the Ralph Retort a strike on YouTube, racism and jokes and the death of everything funny, disturbing your Poop Clock, shooting the Lolsuit courtroom transcript, why we have Incels in one simple graph, Snapchat filters for men, the The Dick Show Facebook group is shadow banned, stealing bum wine, the good and bad of reputation management, eating mustard with your hands, annoying baby talk, and another ridiculous Biggest Problem: Uncucked edit; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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The Dick Show Episode 105 - Dick on Caught Cheating

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Tom Jump Jr.

would calling into the show violate Mental Jess's restraining order?

Matt Ruins Your Shit

Man I think this is the wrongest Sean has ever been on the Roseanne thing. A.) The woman she said it about was not black so why is it anymore racist than when Trump or Bush have been compared to apes. B.) Islam isn't a race, so not only is it possible to separate it from race it had nothing to do with race at all. Nowhere near a 10/10 on the you can't say that scale, she was mocking a woman for her appearance something we all do all the time. And it was funny because the woman does look exactly like one of the characters from the planet of the apes. Go back and read Rosanne's earlier comments about George Soros being a nazi trying to destroy America and I think you'll have a better idea of why she was the latest to fall from grace.

Voivode

If I hear one more time about how men are visual creatures...

Sam

The woman she said it about is black. Roseanne apparently didnt know that. But yea shes African American. From the shit she's told joe rogan, she was fucked up on multiple things while tweeting.

Joel Johnson

Sean is just saying that if you say certain things the crazies in society will 100% come after you to destroy you. You can't go poke a bear with a stick and expect it to go well. He doesn't like it but he is also a realist who sees it for how it is. If you say certain shit your fucked in 2018.

Mark

Men are visual creatures

Elmertron

It is us British people that pronounce lieutenant "Left Tenant". I have no idea why.

Elmertron

Dick I totally agree about your views on not asking people about their jobs. I'm a cop and I hate people I've just met at parties etc asking me what I do, because then all they want to do is ask me what the most fucked up thing I've ever seen is, or bitch about some cop who gave them a ticket ten years ago. I don't give a fuck, I'm just here to enjoy myself, not to talk about work. Or once they know what I do, they assume I give a fuck about the slightly illegal things they've done, as if I'm going to arrest them for some stupid shit that in all honesty most on-duty cops wouldn't care about either. These days I just tell people I have an office administration job so they don't want to know any more about my job and just move on. Who fucking cares who does what job unless you do something totally awesome like punch sharks in the face for money.

El Shitposto

Language only has the power you give it, by refusing to say nigger people are actually empowering the word and it will continue to be taboo and offensive. Whatever happened to "Sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me."?

The Gentleman Sausage

That's fullblown gaslighting. Holy shit Maddox is a sick little weasel.

deign

Like Voldemort

Christian Parker

Acknowledging that Dick doesn't himself have the restraining order and it's probably no big deal, it's still a decent question. I believe there are some legalities and rules that come with no contact orders, where living together or being in a relationship could play into it. But probably not.

Christian Parker

Matt, totally agree on all counts. I was very surprised to hear that from Sean. They both kind of talk with the affirmation that she was being racist, but she wasn't as "planet of the apes" doesn't equal black=monkeys. The picture comparison is hilarious and she totally resembles the character, who was played by a white person. Dick is very right that there is zero logic in her committing career suicide, just to immediately try everything in her power to fix it. FYI She is half black/Iranian but as white on the outside as Roseanne.

Filthy Fucking Weeb

Thanks, Dick. As a worthless NEET I hate having to have to explain my sad life to people when they ask me "So what do you do?"