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Maddox vs. Patreon The Courtroom Transcript (Patreon)

Published:
2018-06-18 21:27:41
Edited:
2018-06-18 21:50:06
Imported:
2026-06

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I haven't even read it yet, but here it is! Maddox vs. Patreon, the real-life courtroom drama, transcribed for your enjoyment and available at http://patreon.com/TheDickShow

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BillBull

Your ! In your link breaks it.

688as

Look at Asterios over here.

sticky frog

FYI the link in this post includes the exclamation, so it doesn't work.

Mike lea

Landau: "the defendant is a platform"

Ryan Smith

Fucking fantastic hahahaha.

Jared

Interesting, this transcript refers to Mental Jess as Maddox's former girlfriend back in May.

ButterB0wl

Hold the phone, you're barking up the wrong tree landog

Tessou

What a great ending. "We're done."

Zach Owen

Page 12: "barbara shandwick"

Fosco

Landui: But I didn't even get to- Ramos: WE'RE DONE!

Richard Heck

Loren Baker is a guy. I had to look it up. Cuz I was wondering if she was hot.

Ty

Name spelled wrong at the beginning lul

Hick Roberts

"...so on and so forth." always breeds a sense of confidence in belief of what you are saying. LuL

Jeremy Kurowski

Just stomped into the ground, and beaten like a bitch. Another judge just not having it, and not dealing with this bullshit case. DICK, IS, THE WINNNNNNNNNAR!!

Keith Richards

“I didn’t even get to the terms of use.” I lol’d.

Phone Losers of America

Oh man, that was a great read. I kind of want to see transcripts from every case Landui has ever represented. Someone get all of those and turn it into a hilarious radio drama comedy podcast.

Philip Giles

Absolutely beautiful reading. Definitely made my day brighter

the sex cauldron (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-18 14:00 I didn't think I could love Ramos more than I did before.
2018-06-18 23:03

Apex

WE ARE DONE HERE

d don

HAHAHAHA it's only 16 pages. Ramos was so fucking done with this shit and this was the smaller hearing

Alexander Sharp

this is absolutely fucking hilarious, a ramshackle affair if i do say so myself

688as

Landau reminds me a lot of Chris Chan.

Poopfeast420

"The first question I have about this case is why are we here?" Ramos' first statement says everything you need to know about this shitpiece of a suit.

Hazy Hermit

I get a Trey Gowdy vibe from Judge Ramos' remarks, so an actor fitting that bill gets my vote for the transcript reenactments.

Ramlan Kamal

Wow! Ramos is a fucking awesome judge! No bullshit at all!

CP

We're done.

Tim Priest

"THE COURT: Is this harrassment?" How's that for irony? Hehe

Adam Lane

Well, that was fun.

Alex Campbell

I thought this was satire when they mentioned that Jessica and Maddox broke up.

VSDC.TV

I would have loved to see this played out in real life. He had repetitive nonanswers for the Judge.