Dicktation - Goonies (Patreon)

Whip out your One-eyed Willy and join Sean the Audio Engineer and I as we watch Goonies, another children's classic that makes no sense as an adult. We cover fake octopuses, the Italian Defamation Defense League, lies my father has told my mother, teenage cockblocking, history's most industrious pirates, the new Goonies remake starring Mellisa McCarthy as Sloth, and the re-imagining of every movie archetype every except the plot revolves around people getting hit in their balls. All that and more on this installment of Dicktation!

Special thanks to CallOfTheDeep AKA Andy Lee for this grotesque thumbnail that any chick would be lying about not being secretly turned on by.