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Episode 119 - Dick on Nachos on Dick (Patreon)

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2018-09-11 15:01:41
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A 9/11 story to rule them all, fat women at the LA fair spill nachos on me, out of control snoring, forgetting your Leatherman, lost sunglasses and the time I got knocked out by a fish, #ComicsGate, when to ask for a girl's number, THOTs at sea and fisherman wisdom, Mundane Matt calls me a name I won't repeat, a news babe flakes, the big tiddy goth gf who destroyed Elon Musk, and erotic stories of failure and conquest from 9/11; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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Comments

Brock Lee

Is "You're swinging too hard" Dick-speak for "You're committing a big foul"?

SacDragger

Holy shit! Rackets killed it!!

The Gentleman Sausage

Towards the end of the pistol dueling era there was an advancement that sort of took the danger out of it: It was wax bullets. Of course nowadays you could probably just use paintball guns. I'm only bringing this up because if you used the real deal you'd probably get in trouble with the law. Otherwise dueling him with the real deal would be fine by me. This is all just food for thought. I'm not saying actually go pistol duel this guy. Just saying there are ways to do it safely and legally if you were so inclined. Knowledge for knowledge sake.

Matt Ruins Your Shit

what is it with morons and not being able to tell who works there and who doesn't. I was at a warehouse store where all the employees wear black shirts that say STAFF in bright yellow letters and some indian woman yelled from across the store for me to come assist her even though I was clearly shopping as well and was wearing a San Jose Sharks jersey. Absolutely shocked when I said I don't fucking work here. Then when I'm at work wearing my uniform with my fucking name tag people walk up all the time and ask "do you work here?"

Big 'O'

Why not bring Jamie back in for a "News Babe" segments? She too good for us, now?

Elmertron

I'm calling squares quadrangles from now on

TV's Mr. Neil

I could piss myself laughing listening to Dick's Al Bundy.

Elmertron

If anyone's penis happens to end up in anyone's mouth.....

805dev

Ethan Van Sciver timestamp?

Christian Suddreth

Hey it's me Christian from Texas. Joe walked in the room and told me to stop complaining about the fat chick on Cosmo. Cheers.

Amazin

Benghazi was on 9/11 so technically your 9/11 story could be one-upped