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My truck gets dinged at Home Depot, Coach is mistaken for The Great Pumpkin, The Fed and how America's wealth was stolen on Christmas, Dr. Nurse calls in and says Maddox is repulsive, an Erotic Story from a real cuck, a porn star spergs out, Stove spergs out, a possible serial killer spergs out, shaving and leaving tracts of hair all over your face, my take on Asterios' settlement offer, and Joe Buck is a Pygmalion of dog shit; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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The Dick Show Episode 126 - Dick on Staying Off the Internet

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Tom Jump Jr.

Sean's baseball rage tears are so delicious.

The Gentleman Sausage

Next year he goes as a string bean "Oh you must be a bell pepper"

Plankydy LeBlanc

Nice talk about the Fed. We had the same thing done in Canada in the '70 by our Prime Minister's father! Please watch this :

Wesley Lima

"You don't meet the right sorts of people in bars" > Tries to date an inmate

NMW

uh. that dude scares me.

Milkmeat

that australian was the most unreliable narrator, bad vibes.

Reagan Clement

Well that's the first time I've heard someone call in their suicide note. Jesus.

Mnemonic

where can I watch the killer cuck song? or listen to it?

Chuck E Stopps

hey dick{not calling you by your real name :D) suicide is no joke. think of a persons soul and how much they suffered to motivate themselves to end their existence that being said I get the joke and dig it but let's try and be a little bit more human? idk maybe LA is different. Love the show and have supported you from the start. Much love.

Elmertron

Jesus Christ that Australian guy.....

Lupine

What if Maddox's "Crazy neighbour" that he talked about in The Biggest Problem was in fact his mother and the recordings we heard was of her?

darkcomet

The concept Sean might be talking about is Borderline personality disorder iirc. Maddox is full of cluster B behaviors it seems

J. S. Ling

Alternative theory: His neighbor doesn't exist and is just George's psychic representation of his mother. That's why she's so evil and critical of him without provocation. The audio of his neighbor is George doing his best impression of his mom and saying things that he hates, like how hippie shit is great. Also, there never was a cricket. It was all in his head.

Metal Donut

So that Aussie was weird. Especially the question he was trying to ask. He didn't seem like a regular fan of the show.

Jeaux Thibodeaux

The fucking Auzzie was literally the worst guest to ever call in to the show! He was such a whiny little bitch. I have never to this point wished that a guest would just buy a ticket to Greenland on air before. He wasted so much time on the show too! I have never Fastforwarded through an episode before this one. Do all of us a favor Christopher and just go to Greenland already you little whiny bitch.

Bruce Kimosorio

I love Sean's attitude towards the dodgers. True LA fan

Mark King

I'm not used to seeing Dick clean shaven. Makes his face look even smaller ;)

Youdrongo

I miss the voice of Harmful Opinions already 😭

Rusty Havalez

That creepy aussie mother fucker was the most agonizingly dense motherfucker to ever be on the show, That strain of autism and betamale misogyny is so fucking rampant in certain parts of the internet, but I was not ready for it to creep up here. I never wanna see a half a brain shitstain like that on the show again.

Bootyman

0:00 - Short people 0:52 - Yeeah 7:00 - Coach's Halloween costume 8:53 - [RAGE] Fake Spiderweb decorations 9:50 - Baseball, LA Dodgers suck 18:05 - [RAGE] Shaving 19:25 - Dick builds a zipline 24:18 - Porn "Stars" 26:15 - Dick's trip to Home Depot 36:05 - The Federal Reserve 52:48 - Dick on The Ralph Retort & Richard Spencer 56:46 - [SONG] HMWH - Drill Her <a href="https://soundcloud.com/hmwh/drill-her" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://soundcloud.com/hmwh/drill-her</a> 1:03:10 - [GOSS] Dr. Nurse calls in 1:38:30 - Emails, Maddox NPD Diagnosis 1:48:30 - [EROCTIC STORY] Cuckhold story 1:57:19 - News Headlines 2:02:50 - Christopher the Kiwi calls in, spaghetti ensues 2:22:30 - Ian Eisenberg calls in, being stalked by porn "star" 2:30:50 - [SONG] “Maddox, What Did You Do?” by Vizzy G <a href="https://soundcloud.com/vizzyg/maddox-what-did-you-do" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://soundcloud.com/vizzyg/maddox-what-did-you-do</a>2:33:50 - [FACEBOOK NEWS] Stove spergs 2:37:40 - [REDDIT NEWS] equally informative 2:39:00 - [GOSS] Asterios' settlement <a href="https://medium.com/@asterios/maddox-wants-to-settle-heres-my-counter-offer-to-george-maddox-oz-d8dc694872cc" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://medium.com/@asterios/maddox-wants-to-settle-heres-my-counter-offer-to-george-maddox-oz-d8dc694872cc</a> 2:40:00 - Voicemails

Ruskodisco

You must be new here lol.