WINNERS DRINK (Patreon)

Brace yourselves, Patreonis! Cucksmas has come early for you this year!!!

I wanted to make you guys something different to show my gratitude for supporting the show, so I combined two of my three favorite things: drinking and arguing, into one card game I'm calling WINNERS DRINK.

Drinking games always punish the winners by letting the losers drink. Well not anymore.

It's a drinking game based on a lifetime of sitting around bullshitting in bars and getting kicked out of those bars and getting into heated arguments with people over stupid shit and screwing up with women. If you play this game, those things will probably happen to you.

I've been working on it since last year in super secret. I wanted to put it out then, but you know...there was kind of a lot of shit going on during the second half of November 2017.

Anyway, I'm giving all you $5 Patreonis $5 off the game. To get yours, use promo code      5WINNERSDRINK2018 and order with the email address you have connected to Patreon--THE ONE THAT THIS EMAIL WENT TO. That'll give you $5 off WINNERS DRINK at checkout. You just have to pay for shipping.

Get it for yourself, give it to a friend. All I know is, I just knocked several thousand people off my shopping list.

Thank you and Merry Cyber Sex Monday,-Dick

http://winnersdrink.fun