ROAD RAGE: VEGAS TICKETS ON SALE NOW!!! (Patreon)

It's GO TIME!!! GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!

Attention Dickheads and Chickheads, Road Rage: Vegas is a MONSTER GO!!!

Home of entertainment legends like Elvis, Wayne Brady, Carrot Top, Cher, and Danny Gans, and Siegfried and Roy...Las Vegas now hosts THE DICK SHOW for it's glorious RETURN TO AMERICA TOUR!!!

Saturday June 22nd, 9PM at the SAXE THEATER, PLANET HOLLYWOOD. A $34 million dollar entertainment center, featuring state of the art fiber optic curtains, polished floors and walls that will thrill and amaze you. And the ability to drink outside. An experience you have to see to believe.

Madcucks is coming, and Apostrophos will be there. No word on how Muppets come just yet, but I'm sure it involves glitter. And there will be glitter.

Welcome to Road Rage: VEGAS!

Get tickets now!

$60 front-four row tickets are available for for Big Dick Premiums and Patreonis first.

If you're interested in the bus from Los Angeles to Vegas on Thursday (and then back again on Sunday), I should have more information soon. Giggidy. See you at the pool.