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Renting the police, how to go bald, Andy Signore #MeToo's disaster one year out, Hugging the Cactus, second hand drinking, female revenge porn, a deal to make with the devil, chicks who are jelly, smart phones and knee-capping of critical thinking, the future is side-effects, my wager with Kiwi Chris, and Road Rage: Minneapolis tickets are on sale; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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The Dick Show Episode 165 - Dick on Hugging the Cactus

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SneekieBreekie

Thanks for the birthday present, Dick.

Dale Luck

Holy shit that rant about unsolicited advice was the best.

BeeTee Beats

Good, another phone losers episode!

Del Davis

Felt a bit bit blueballed at the end there. Deep philosophical problem and observation about not letting your despondency run rampant, ending in an abrubt "There you go. See ya everybody."

therrtuyn

My god, 1hr 40 mins you just explained Vic Lasagna. rewatch that rant and repeat it for Rackets please, you'll do a LOT for the stand with vic crowd and even the kick vic crowd because it nails the problem.

therrtuyn

1hr 41min 51 sec to be precise. You nailed that celebrity and top dogging is what some men and women want from the people they idolize, they want a piece of that or aren't 100% able to take normal hetrosexual (or homosexual) interest properly. Maybe its the 3/4 bottle of whiskey saying this but that really sounded like you hammered home how sometimes its the fans that want to be there, want the attention from the people they idolize so the celeb funk rubs off on them, and sometimes are willing to invent ficticious scenarios or reinvent scenarios because that celeb / top dog status didn't rub off. You have your moments and this is why I like your content

cx3001

Haven't listened yet but Andy Signore is approximately the last guy I expected to be on the show, this show never ceases to amaze

Mr. Killeverything (edited)

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2026-09-18 14:00 So what's the deal with Asterios? I thought that we all loved him and were supporting him, even when he can be annoying as fuck. So what did he do? I've seen comments that he wouldn't 'dare' come on this show again, the fuck? Why? This show doesn't explain much, it seems implied that I need to be following all forms of social media to know what goes on with this show. That's bull shit, I pay for this show, I want the show to explain it. Like Star Wars, I guess that Darth Maul is still alive according to that Solo Movie. The fuck? He was chopped in half. Well, apparently I need to read two series of comic books and a TV show. Fuck that, I'm not doing it.
2019-07-31 13:50

Starkey

he doesnt come on show because lawsuit, dick wants/ or least wanted him on show, Asterios made choice not to come on. Do you see bonus episodes? Thats likely what your missing

Puss

The video quality is disgusting... what the fuck did you DO????!!!?!??!

Big 'O'

Sean looks like he has a green tint all over his feed. Yours is fine, Dick.

Puss

^^ this also its really dark and grainy. I am just comparing it to the bonus episode... Maybe its me...

cx3001

yo i think my heart literally skipped a beat when you read my comment fml

PBRStreetgang

Un-fucking-watchable video feed. Masterson, I PAY for this SHIT? GFY.

Anonymous

I never skip parts of this Podcast, but holy shit Andy was insufferable. I don't know why, just something about him, maybe that he never shuts up and let's others talk, maybe it's his obnoxious left leaning stance, you can tell he still wants to be a far left zealot but it's that same group of people that completely fucked him over so it's a conflict for him. He was on call for so long too godam if I ever listen. To this episode again I need to skip like an entire hour.

Starkey

ep 142 minute 14