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Racist systems, Vermin Supreme calls in, faking your death, shaving your ugly face, Aydin talks about Karen syndrome, exercising while fat, anxiety dreams about the show, what Ralph is known for: clean living, salads, and emotional restraint, Kian is too good at Magic, my wife is sending nudes, the CHAZ, dental police, and a guy who won't stop talking about his childhood; all that and more this week on the Dick Show!

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The Dick Show Episode 211 - Dick on Criminalizing Sobriety

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Kurt

Youtube video is only 11 minutes btw

Nigerian SanFranciscan

vimeo is full cast but yt is only a clip that you probably meant to only put on youtube...drunk ass

Anthony Palmer

dick you fat headed alcoholic retard you uploaded the wrong video to youtube

therrtuyn

Wrong URL maybe. 2:51:44 vid of episode 211 for me.

Anthony Palmer

nah he's fixed it now, but originally the link took you to a clip from the episode instead of the episode

Niart Pmurt

Correct, the link on Patreon is fixed. Can't fix email links.

Niart Pmurt

Palmer, to palm yourself and drink one, you reflective fuck..GFY, have a shitty day.

Niart Pmurt

Szcheuuwan, everything you say is almost always wrong. I think you should start eating beef jerky again. At least people could watch you twitch like a dead body, instead of spewing shit.

Turd Fergusson

If you want to talk to someone about the Civil War, I would suggest Ryan Dawson.

A K

Let's say you have something you like. It has nothing to do with politics, or kids trashing streets and planting gardens on cardboard in the US. Yet for some reason, every other person engaged in your thing online, in the places dedicated to your thing, has to promote their outrage and of course fundraiser for their stupid political shit that's probably closer to terrorism than charity. Sports, art, shows, it doesn't matter they always inject this shit where it doesn't belong. That's my goddamn rage

The Gentleman Sausage

That guy whose girlfriend wants to be his therapist should just tell her this story: So you think you had a hard childhood? Well fuck you, its got nothing on mine. My mom practically kicked my ass out of the house before I even hit 13, and I never even met my dad. My only friend till I was 10 was the f*****t prick next door who was always beating the shit out of me and telling me I wasn't worth shit. Its not even like I had a choice, the town fucking had something like 9 people living in it, I shit you not. My entire adolescence was just moving around from place trying to get along with people who didn't even want me. You think that's the worst? My only friend was an Asian guy in his thirties or something, who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get laid. The only perk was that I also got to hang around with this cute ginger chick, she was flat as a pancake sure, but damn she was a total nymph. She must have been a sadist or something cause she always took pleasure in hitting me and telling me how she loved to get wet. But dear god the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT seem to avoid. You know these types of couples that are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outfits and finish each other's sentences? Yeah they were fucking creepers, and they had a cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were, I swear this thing would never shut the fuck up. Like I said I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids my age, even adults from time to time. The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a Pokemon master.

Norham's Finest

Racism IS a systems problem, everything in the world a systems problem. The problem is the retards with enough time to get into politics couldn't figure out how to use Air Pods