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[LIVESTREAM] Bonus Episode 54 - Wed 6PM PST (Patreon)

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2020-12-09 01:50:12
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2026-06
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Content

Post your inventions! And things you want us to talk about. What makes you a rage?

https://youtu.be/xZq6dKU6yfs

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Previews only

Bonus Episode 54

http://patreon.com/thedickshow

Comments

Anonymous

An implanted biochip that reads your vitals and scans all your important bits so you don't die of something stupid like cancer. When your doctor says "you're fine take these pills and come back in three months" in spite of the fact your arm looks like it has a golf ball in it, it'll call his parents and say he's an idiot. It will also have a girlfriend mode that sends texts stating how much asking if you want a bite of something for the third time in a single minute is raising your blood pressure, and she needs to give an emergency blowjob before her parents get texted her secret college photos. You know these thots are always on their phone, so there will be no excuse.

Anonymous

My rage is minimum wage workers simping for their employers. It's as if they think checking my receipt at the door or asking if I need help more than once will make me find the manager and demand they get a raise. I just want you to act like the soulless automata you have been ground into by this system. I'm not your friend, and if you're one of the few people who aren't dead inside working at Walmart, I'm too busy to talk anyway. I have a bottle of Captain that is waiting for me at home, and he's far more interesting to converse with. Thanks Dick, GFY.

Fetish

Invention: an automatic software that uses Google's impressive image recognition system to scan all photos taken by anyone to see if they've taken a selfie with a mask on and then deletes it. No more Twitter profile pictures with masks on in their car

Fetish
>>49202527

Or add it as a filter on snapchat so everyone can sport their covid masks all the time fuck it, I can only see so many of the same angle dumb selfie before it might as well be just a giant censor bar filter on your face anyways

Jad Dragon

What makes me a rage is women dog walkers. Every time I'm out walking my dog and one starts to bark, these pearl clutching broads pick their dog up over their head like it was face to face with a lion. Bitch they're dogs they bark at each other get over it

Exodition

Glasses that filter out all dogs and makes them look like hitomi tanaka with her tits out

Anonymous

A drone with a fly swatter that follows you around and slapps you in the face when you are bout to eat something you shouldn't.

Phranger

Animal Corner, Platypus have venomous spikes on their hind legs even though they are mammals, their venom is mostly produced during mating season to get dat platypussy, did you know that?

Phranger

Invention, A ted talk or a horoscope that convinces women that watching porn is a good thing for their husbands and boyfriends to do.

Anonymous

Rage, Media 'sanitation' retards, in some parts of the internet, you're not supposed to like something made by someone who isn't basically Jesus Christ. If someone did something anything remotely cancel-able, you are no longer allowed to enjoy the media anymore, even if the media has nothing to do with the reason. Examples include: Doug TenNapel and Earthworm Jim because of his religious views, HP Lovecraft and his works because of his cat's name and dozens of games because a director or a producer is a "gross anything-ist person". But hey, we are allowed to have Harry Potter predictably by the same people, because THEY like it.

Anonymous

Invention, GuyNet. Internet but just for the guys. No Social media, no political bullshit, no hysteria. Just dudes calling each other names on video games or forums and no one cares.