Dick's Big Christmas Flurk Off - Week 1: The Sean Dance (Patreon)

Stone Toss did an NFT launch last week and it sold out in like 22 minutes. Bad news for you if you missed it because they will probably be worth millions of dollars a piece in ten years, but here's the good news, I was drunk and accidentally bought more Stone Toss NFTs than I meant to, so I'm going to give away one every week to a Dick Show Patreon from now until Christmas.

Here's the catch.

Patreon doesn't allow lotteries or games of chance, so if you want to win yourself a one-of-a-kind Stone Toss NFT (limited edition, there's only 5,000 of them total), you have to throw your QR code in the ring in the form of a contest.

This week: The Sean Dance

Record yourself doing the Sean Dance to the Sean Dance song and post/link it below. We'll pick the best one on the show next week and make sure you post your MetaMask wallet as well.

What is the Sean Dance? I don't know. That's why it's a contest. Here's the song:https://soundcloud.com/dick-show/seans-dance 

Bye!

PS. If you are an NFT FUD, go demonstrate how you can't conceive of the value of an immutable, distributed public ledger that cannot be influenced or corrupted and doesn't require a trillion dollar military hegemony to maintain somewhere else!!!