RAGE LOTTERY!!! (Patreon)

Toot toot! Climb aboard the Trans Train to Fuck Town, me hearties. Mind the gap because we're building the tracks as we go, and keep your eye on the rearview mirror. Like usual, I am behind, but I am catching up.

Here is how the RAGE LOTTERY is going to work. I have a list of all Patron names and email addresses. On the next episode, I'm going to draw a ticket at random (random number generator maxed out at the number of patron emails accounting for multiple tickets--no funny stuff), and that chosen man or woman or whatever will be invited to call in during the next show. We'll get a good Two Minute Hate going and Imma put your ass on the Rage Board.

http://thedickshow.com/co-hosts/

Think you can dethrone Denzel? Good fucking luck.

If you don't want to call in, you can select a champion to rage on your behalf--like Game of Thrones. Pick a monster. I recommend me.