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No show this week (Patreon)

Published:
2022-04-03 16:31:16
Edited:
2022-04-05 15:27:47
Imported:
2026-06

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No show this week. I tore something in my arm last night at Ralph’s bowling event and now I can barely move. My bicep is balled up. Probably a torn tendon. I changed my flight home to Monday so I could record w the ROTC boys, but it looks like I’ll just be in bed all day. Fun event otherwise.

Comments

mxmang .

Haha we're the same age and both of us are falling apart. Gws and gfy

Stian S.

Dick couldn't make it this week

Zach Owen

Stop planning to do things with Ralph, it's bad for your health.

Nick Reynolds

I'm starting to think Ralph is a bad influence on your health

Mike R

yeah that's called popeye deformity. good job r-slur

Jason Svidunovich

Im 35 so apparently, I'm 5 years away from my body completely betraying me.

Clyde Frog

The event was a massive embarrassment for Ralph. "Ralphamale wins again!" Lmao

Hugh Mungus

You and Ralph need to take out life insurance on each other the way this is going.

President of Sauce

Rest easy, feel better soon. See you again on The Sean Show

bia.nxy

Dick, stop falling apart!

Saturn Media

His other arm is currently holding the bottle of Wild Turkey. I’m shocked he was able to type out the message.

DrSpiteful

The Sean show, confirmed?

Sovran

Need more time to manage the fallout of continual guntguardung, eh?

Colton

Pressing F to pay respects. In all seriousness though take it easy and get your rest, Dick.

Schnoodle

The Sean-Dick Deletion Ratio™ grows

Schnoodle

All injuries after 40 are permanent

unknownNoticer

Can't even bowl, get well and go fuck yourself.

Lochanside

Is this what it's like to get old? Christ dude, you're falling apart. Get well soon.

DC_West

That sucks dude. Guessing it was your dominant arm too. RIP to trying at shit anymore.

Eric Plante

80’s girl gunna be on double duty since you can’t smack the snake yourself for a bit

Dr jebus

I really hope you mend quick sir. Sounds like Absolute Agony and Misery™

Jesse Wester

Sorry to hear this! Get better brother.

cucklord

White supremacy claims another victim 😔

MrDimes

America's most fragile Mexican

Zack

Dick, GFY.

Gliess582c

I'm going to buy you a giant hamster ball thing so you can be like Bubble Boy.

patreoni

You hurt yourself a lot, old man.

Travis Wilson

Maddox sold his dignity to an Armenian banana god to put a curse on you

lemon

you are made of glass

Matt Young

Brb gonna send you some fan art and centrum silver.

Domiepotato

Damn that sucks. Go fuck yourself.

Kevin CoCo.

God sounds like Dick is just in constant pain. Once one thing is done healing he breaks something somewhere else. Welp can't wait for the Vito & Sean show.

Kevin CoCo.

Either this or he pissed off the great magnet somehow. Maybe not enough hate in his heart

Doomedandstoned

Euthanasia is always an option. Go fuck yourself

Sarah

Rest up, Grandpa 💕

bazooka

thanks a lot, ralph

Jeff B

Correlation between Ralph trips and breaking shit.

Dragon Rider

Jesus man you really are falling apart

Djingy

What a front hole.

HeadHazed

starting to think ralph might be a jinx of sorts.

Cameron Rogers

I'm your host shawn and with me this week is Vitos Kokkinos

Mnemonic

'Oh look at me, I have friends that invite me for bowling' Strippers go to work with broken arms... but even though you're middleaging and obviously on a decline health wise I'll let it slide. I'll be at the front of the line when the next episode hits, godspeed recovery.

Principled Uncertainty

Jesus, Dick. Have you developed osteoporosis? You have the bone density of a seabird.

cmos4044

I blame the gunt

Powder

I can't wait to hear what your dad says about how fucking old and frail you are.

Oatmeal Papi

Dude can you let two weeks pass without destroying your body? Go fuck yourself from Italy

Skye Net

Seriously always injured

Metal Donut

I guess due to inflation, a 200 million dollar man doesn't get you much anymore.

DaveFromDowntheRoad

Put the goddam mic in your bedroom and do a John Lennon lay in podcast. Sean can lay next to you and be your Yoko.

Micah Narez

I didn't realize yet vocal chords in your arm

Somethingafwl

why are you explaining like your trying to convince your mom you cant go to school? i thought this was the show that told me to go fuck myself

Dean-O

If Ralph had an event on a rainy day, you'd fucking drown. Dude gets you hurt every time he steps out of the house.

Matty H

my 5 whole fucking dollars

John Johnson

Gotta keep a clip show in the wings!

Aaron Francis

3 missed shows and you are out! But get better soon Dick lol

Devon

Pussy

Bruiseandy

Can we now call it your Crycep muscle?

Z

Injured arm prevents recording podcast… seems legit…

Andy Zucnedy

I went to spotify today and every one of your episodes is preceded by a link to "Learn about COVID-19" 😂

bia.nxy

This can only be forgiven by having Mister Minotaur as a guest. He called out to you, Dick.

CHam

Get Mister Metikor on to talk about the bowling blunder

Edward Benn

You are a terrible name!

Jandraden

This finally happened? You lasted for so many years more than maddox...

wayland

Something wrong, I hold my head. Dick is gone, our ese dead.

Chris

wow

James Rustles

I can't believe you've done this.

Pan Cake

Shyawn should slap you