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GIVE ME YOUR INVENTIONS, ETC!!!

https://youtu.be/JyqW_j77tyY

Files

Previews only

Bonus Episode 70

http://patreon.com/thedickshow

Comments

Exodition

Ball timer. Set the time and if you don't finish in time your cock explodes. Can also be used to break up with your wife or girlfriend

Anonymous

A Dick Show app that plays the next episode---the next one posted (68 to 69 for example)---so when you're listening to the old episodes in order when your at work or playing video games or jacking off you don't have to go to the tab and stop what your doing. Or maybe a mention of where I can change this I can change this in the settings.

Anonymous

A robot trash can that follows you and catches trash you throw at it. It will also take itself out when it's full

Anonymous

An alarm that detects boomerisims and interrupts them with facts outlining how the boomer generation ruined more lives than any future generation could ever hope to.

Anonymous

An audio filter that detects the N word and inserts an audible D sound at the end so you can say you were just saying “niggard” and avoid cancellation.