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A Special Message for Dick Show Patreonis (Patreon)

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2016-10-27 13:44:54
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2026-06

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A GFY was promised and a GFY ye shall have.

Good morrow me Patreonis, the GFY page on thedickshow.com felt like not enough for the support you've given me. To wit, I offer each and every one of you a personalized GFY from the bottom of my medulla oblongata*.

Happy Halloween!

*Wikipedia says rage comes from the hypothalamus not the medulla oblongata, but then it wouldn't be a Member Berries.

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A Special October Surprise for Dick Show Patreonis

To all my beautiful DickHeads and Patreonis, go fuck yourself. See you next Tuesday

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Andy Babbitt

So glad I have an early alphabet last name.

James Gray

I'm around the 18 min mark, Thanks Dick, GFY

Ramlan Kamal

Yeeeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhhh! At 23:59!

dirtycrow

HAHAHA "dirty crow, go dirty fuck yourself!"

Ramlan Kamal

Did you actually went through 1741 names?

Alex Walker

Two different Alex Walker's! Haha... no I just got wasted, lost my card, and had to enter in a new card once I cancelled the lost one. Thanks Dick!

James Whiteley

52:53. GFY dude. Got myself a new text tone.

JR

Jan Roast... hahaha (39:27) A for Effort. GFY too you crazy bastard!

Lumbuhjack

14:29 And he actually managed to pronounce it mostly right.

Anonymous

YEEEEEEAAAAHEHEHEEEEAAAA!!!!!

Paul S

Holy shit, you pronounced it right! You're a goddamn hero.

Austin Nordman

Thanks dick, I knew there was something I forgot to do this morning

Felipe Höttgen Espinosa

Dick not even attempting to pronounce my first surname AND mispronouncing my first name as Felice was pretty hilarious to me(19:04), Thanks Dick, GFY as well.

Sander

Goddamn, now I wish I had used my real name

Anonymous

Those fuzzy warms.

Ramlan Kamal

Damn! Deuce Loosely? Hahahahahaha! Nice!

Oscar Harrell

THank you Dick. This means alot.

Anonymous

Right back atchya!

Blast blasterson

Lots more time on his hands since he was outed as a raper and embezzler and the social just heroes at the uptight citizens brigadier finally busted him. Are you even a Liberian? Dick....GFY.

Lupine

Fuck you too buddy! Appreciate it!

BF

Thanks Dick, GFY2.

Mike Dame

I'm happy to have contributed to making a man spend an hour telling random names to go fuck themselves. It's amazing what $13,000/month can do

Popota12

My name doesn't have a right pronunciation in English .Fuck you too dick !

Orrin James

The GFY page is a 404. The ultimate GFY

Tate Furr

Christ. Fuck you too, man.

TabascoTaco

Thanks man, fuck you too!

Kevin Flesher (edited)

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2026-09-18 14:00 Fuck you too, Dick <3
2016-10-27 15:23 Fuck you too, Dick <3

Fuck you too, Dick <3

Paul Watkins

My kids and I were just listening to a special GFY episode of TheDickShow and I was personally told to GFY. I was fine with it until my 5 year old told me the effect it would have on my personal and professional career, so thanks for that.

Don Schlongerelli

Went ahead and fucked myself. Fuck you right back buddy!

Nick C

So let me get this straight, I contribute money to this Patreon and all I get in return is being told to go fuck myself. I'll be complaining to the highest level of Patreon management. This is clearly sexist, as you don't know if I'm a woman, therefore it's potentially triggering which you failed to issue a warning for. There are many studies that show that telling supporters to go fuck themselves will results in no supporters at all! I want a go fuck yourself so small you can barely see it.

Cliff Bernzweig

It's CLIFF, goddammit! C L I F F!!! Why does everyone call me Chris? ARRGHH!! Thanks for the message, and keep up the great work!

Zorak

Hey Dick! GFY too! Keep up the good work!

Martin Bastien

Being told GFY AND having most of our names mispronounced is like 2 GFY for the price of one! Thanks Dick!

Miranda (edited)

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2026-09-18 14:00 Aw go fuck yourself too! &lt;3
2016-10-27 16:35 Aw go fuck yourself too! <3

Aw go fuck yourself too! <3

Shaun Pap

I cant believe you took all the time to do this for us dickheads. You truly are a gentleman and a scholar Dick, and if youre ever in the general area of Boston id buy you a fine glass of whiskey.

MagicZofar

Thank you for giving my last name the benefit of the doubt. You did it right. I take many answers! GFY Dick! Love you!!!

Anonymous

Just finished analyzing a fuck yourself. Thank you from Spectral Analysis!

Lanternten

30 min in and looking for my name still - Hope I find it or I will have to watch it again! God save the queen - and a Go Fuck Yourself to sir.

Lanternten

42:22 Go Fuck Yourself Sir

Anonymous

The best "GFY" I've ever received! Thanks Dick and a happy day of going and fucking yourself to you too. I wonder if tissue companies can market this? "Getting a GFY on GFY day? Well, Kleenex is here for you! Nothing like a Kleenex to Kleen up your GFY mess!"

Adam Compton

Two for the price of one! Got my name in right before a drink break at 11:00, then re-read after the break. Score. GFY, Dick, and thanks for the content!

Anonymous

You are very welcome Dick. The pleasure is all mine.

Nobody

@ 43:23 Thanks Dick, got it right the first time. Glad you thought to double check on that though, very polite. You and Chschaeyawn and Asterios can all go fuck yourselves together. Cheers!

CaptainZM

Hooray being almost at the end of the entire list, hahaha

Anonymous

I'm 1 minutes and 30 seconds in but I still had to listen to the whole video for Dicks sweet Sweet voice

MadamWiggles

And a great big GO FUCK YOURSELF to you too, Dick!

Anonymous

Pretty fun video. Go fuck yourself Dick and the dick heads (even if you did call me Benjamin Smeddon)

wolfbadger

wow that's a Iot of patreonis I always thought you were funny and entering enough that i'd listen to you read a telephone directory and this basically proves it GFY/graped

Zachariah

Probably the closest anyone has ever gotten to pronouncing my name, go fuck yourself Dick.

Andrew H. Hicks

Can we get a video link/download so I can get post dick telling me GFY

Sleepnir

Best way to celebrate the season. You rule, man.

Phanpy!

39:27 Thanks Dick, go fuck yourself as well

Ryan Young

I feel like I got a special GFY.

Speedyshamrock

I donated money to have a funny failed podcast host tell me go fuck myself??? Best $5 ever spent.

Anonymous

Go fuck yourself in some real fancy way for doing an entire hour of this haha

Staale (edited)

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2026-09-18 14:00 15:05 GFY Dick Masterson. The letter that is written with a/%$ or something in my name is the letter "å". It's basically an "a" with a little circle on top of it that in Norwegian (and other Scandinavian languages) represent a longer and darker "a"-sound (pronounced kind of like the “au”-sound in “haunt"). I often present myself as "Steele" (the English translation of my name) when traveling abroad. My name is spelled correctly in my profile on Patreon, so I was a rage when I saw it was spelled "Sta/%&amp;le" Eilera/%&amp;s" or something like that on the GFY page. What the fuck?!! I tried changing my name on the site to “Staale Eileraas” because I figured it was an automatic thing. It wasn’t. As much as that made me a rage, I’m still throwing in those $20 each month, because I'm not a fucking Clegg. It's usually not a problem having weird letters in my name, but some websites might want me to spell it the alternate way, which is "aa". And yes, Scandinavian keyboards have three extra letters (Æ, Ø and Å for Norwegian or Danish keyboards and Å, Ä and Ö for Swedish keyboards, because everything is backwards and wrong in Sweden) to the right of "P" and "L". /autismo
2016-10-27 20:07 15:05 GFY Dick Masterson. The letter that is written with a/%$ or something in my name is the letter "å". It's basically an "a" with a little circle on top of it that in Norwegian (and other Scandinavian languages) represent a longer and darker "a"-sound (pronounced kind of like the “au”-sound in “haunt"). I often present myself as "Steele" (the English translation of my name) when traveling abroad. My name is spelled correctly in my profile on Patreon, so I was a rage when I saw it was spelled "Sta/%&le" Eilera/%&s" or something like that on the GFY page. What the fuck?!! I tried changing my name on the site to “Staale Eileraas” because I figured it was an automatic thing. It wasn’t. As much as that made me a rage, I’m still throwing in those $20 each month, because I'm not a fucking Clegg. It's usually not a problem having weird letters in my name, but some websites might want me to spell it the alternate way, which is "aa". And yes, Scandinavian keyboards have three extra letters (Æ, Ø and Å for Norwegian or Danish keyboards and Å, Ä and Ö for Swedish keyboards, because everything is backwards and wrong in Sweden) to the right of "P" and "L". /autismo

15:05 GFY Dick Masterson. The letter that is written with a/%$ or something in my name is the letter "å". It's basically an "a" with a little circle on top of it that in Norwegian (and other Scandinavian languages) represent a longer and darker "a"-sound (pronounced kind of like the “au”-sound in “haunt"). I often present myself as "Steele" (the English translation of my name) when traveling abroad. My name is spelled correctly in my profile on Patreon, so I was a rage when I saw it was spelled "Sta/%&le" Eilera/%&s" or something like that on the GFY page. What the fuck?!! I tried changing my name on the site to “Staale Eileraas” because I figured it was an automatic thing. It wasn’t. As much as that made me a rage, I’m still throwing in those $20 each month, because I'm not a fucking Clegg. It's usually not a problem having weird letters in my name, but some websites might want me to spell it the alternate way, which is "aa". And yes, Scandinavian keyboards have three extra letters (Æ, Ø and Å for Norwegian or Danish keyboards and Å, Ä and Ö for Swedish keyboards, because everything is backwards and wrong in Sweden) to the right of "P" and "L". /autismo

Vaskaat

I need a cigarette after all that - I came at 54:56. GFY.

Brogan Rochon

You fucked my name up! Oh well, thank you Dick for giving me a heartfelt GFY.

Colorless Green Void

Dick, you beautiful bastard! I['ve never been so honored to be told to fuck myself. I really appreciate the gesture, but did really just read off 1,700 names? Jesus christ, you need a figure out a better way to do this. It looks exhausting. anyway, Stay classy Dick, and GFY!

Art Fag (edited)

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2026-09-18 14:00 I think it would be funny to have a roll credits and all the patreonis were credited as executive producers at the end of your podcasts from now on.
2016-10-27 20:48

Jamie Taylor

49 minutes in, Dick told me to GFY with such acid and effort that he ran out of steam. Love it!

Matt

You skipped my name on your list! :( Fucked the wrong kinda way!

Matt

Or maybe I'm back at M lol...

funny name

who wants to transcribe this?

Dick Masterson

This is how it shows up on the list, I shit you not. Felipe Höttgen Espinosa.

Dick Masterson

I said Chris?? What the hell. I recognize your name just by the shape. I guess now I'm feeling the Bern.

Scooter D Magnus

I listened to this entire thing at work. Go fuck yourself, Dick.

Ciaran Clarke

I don't think I've had somebody fuck up how to say my name as badly as you did Dick. Jesus Christ.

Jeffrey Shaver

Im watching this at work, just waiting to get fucked myself.

Levi Clay Transcriptions

I love the idea that some people were worried about being listed on your site - I've ripped this and am uploading it for my Patrons just to show how great Patreon is - keep it up Dick - GFY

Keri Grove

Thanks Dick! I will go fuck myself, it's been a while.

Anonymous

Am I Joshk Back?

Alex K

Dick, go fuck yourself.

Blackilepsy

I stopped what i was doing and roped one out. good idea, dick. I feel a lot better.

Tyler O'Brien

36:29 I will come back to this every time I want to G to the F to the Myself

Julian Gottwald

Not sure I can actually compare to the likes of Lettuce Jones.

Dick Masterson

I've been wondering how to say your name for 2 years.

Chris Clemson

Thanks for saying my last name right. I don't know why so many people think it's pronounced "Clemens."

Cliff Bernzweig

I don't know what it is about my name, but it causes trouble wherever I go. My boss has known me since I was about 9, and it took her about 25 years to finally remember to spell it with two f's. Most people who are meeting me for a second or third time will call me Chris at least once. There's a guy I've performed with at least 14 times a year for the past 14 years who will STILL call me Chris about 70% of the time, and he's not even over 65, so he doesn't have that excuse.

Maridia

Thanks for the new text message tone, Dick! GFY! 23:32

Lettuce Jones

At least you're cooler than Spinach Smith

Erik sayen

Thanks brother, and a hearty GFY to you as well

Dax Law

"There can be only one" - love it. Thanks Dick! Go fuck yourself.

Xocë

Right before the 20 min mark. Limped Dick. It's pronounced José but as spelled by my Russian friends. GFY.

Spaceman

He told me to go fuck myself in a spiffy way. Life complete.

Silverfish

I know what I'm listening to before bed every night now.

Alexander Sturm

Strum. Everyone in the world gets it wrong. Lol, good attempt. The Alexander was very clear, so that's good though. It's pronounced sterm. Crazy ass German names.

Justin Roller

41:03 Fresh back from rolling to the Go Fuck Yourself store. Fucked myself good.

Wilhelm Sinklar

It's pronounced "Vill-helm" and Sinklar is pronounced just the same as Sinclair

Toli

Biggie Talls got 2 GFY. I demand a repeat.

Jayden Hastie

Eyyy now I can go fuck myself, Onya Dick!

Tuan Nguyen

35:30, I even got a 2nd GFY for free. Dick, I'm proud of you too. Was expecting a "Juan Nugent".

Jercyan

No idea where my name is. This has turned into a little game now. Hope I find myself

Xocë

It was like he was staring into our souls

Bootyman

So chuffed right now

Bootyman

Yeeeeeeaaaaahhhh!

Bootyman

It gave me a... Sense of pride

PolyTaku

You should wear your hair down more often, it's beautiful.

Jason Allison

Thanks Dick, and of course, go fuck yourself.

Scott Kelly

An hour of GFY's. Impressive

Sophie Wood

Have to find a way to turn this into a ringtone.

Anonymous

Not only did you pronounce my name better than Maddox did on Biggest Problem, you also didn't take my words out of context. Go fuck yourself, buddy.

Deiwos Ex

Dick-senpai noticed me! *giggles*

GunsBeerFreedom

You actually managed to pronounce my name right the first time. Congratulations, and go fuck yourself.

Kevin James

Changed my name in case of another GFY video in the future.

Andrés Lozoya

Dick pronouncing my name was definately one of the most erotic experiencies of my life. It's just spanish, and Andrés has an accent mark on the E. I FUCKING LOVED THE ATTENTION THOUGH GFY

Alex Worth

I don't know which Alex is me

Bret Ambrose

I audibly said "no fuck you" when i had customers in line after i heard my name. Good thing I work third

Corbin Barry Anderson (edited)

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2026-09-18 14:00 Holy shit I feel so special &lt;3
2016-10-29 09:03 Holy shit I feel so special <3

Holy shit I feel so special <3

Ifrim Iulian

GFY buddy! That's some good lookin' hair you got there! \m/

Tim Barnes

I humbly accept your offering of a verbal dildo for which to intercourse myself with.

Joey

I took your advice at 32:31 and fucked myself with all these Z's. It went well. Thanks Dick. GFY2

Mike R

Dick go fuck yourself

Chris

Yes, go yourself fuck!

Royden

I waited 59+ minutes to hear my name, and it was worth it. Dick, thank you. A hearty Go Fuck Yourself, sir! Keep making this amazing content so that I can give you more money.

Nicholas Melnychuk

I felt special when Dick spent extra time on my name

The Kooch

AT ~ 26 min, its kooch at it was funny to see him think it through and try to correct it in the event my last name wasn't slang for anything

mirol

fuck fuck

Scott D

You should have used "get raped" instead of "go fuck yourself." That way you can claim you really do have a rape list.

Lahna May

You pronounced my name right this time woo! I will absolutely go fuck myself now, and I'll be thinking of you, Dick.

Anonymous

Girls in college love Monet? Damn, I should've gone to college. Also I'll try to do my best interpretation of fucking myself in the particular way you described.

Trevor Sasserath

Dick, you nailed my name on the first try. That's the first time anyone has ever done that! A sassy go fuck yourself to you too bud

Joop Johnson

Lol fuck yeah im a degenerate.

Kyle Belmont

A go fuck myself at 7:24! Woo! I'm glad you picked up on Matt Barr's name, I'll never forget the fight that never was.

Ross Allen

This is the best thing ever.

Chamber of Squelch

Serious respect to the commitment on this. Nice job.

Deus X. Machina

I am so pleased to have my name pronounced correctly. Thanks Dick!

Lord Burn

Not the worst pronunciation of my name I've ever heard :)

chux4w

59 minutes. 59 minutes and 10 seconds I had to wait for my GFY. Totally worth it.

Shum Stra (edited)

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2026-09-18 14:00 Yes! You got my name right at 47:54! Much dicklove from me for doing this stupid video. &lt;3
2016-11-11 15:42 Yes! You got my name right at 47:54! Much dicklove from me for doing this stupid video. <3

Yes! You got my name right at 47:54! Much dicklove from me for doing this stupid video. <3

MrGewey

59:07 It's pronounced MrJewey, Dick, you think I'm some sort of Goo Monster? GFY