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RAGE LOTTERY - NOVEMBER (Patreon)

Published:
2016-11-07 03:27:39
Edited:
2016-11-07 03:28:28
Imported:
2026-06

Content

I got a fever. And the only prescription is more rage.

This is one small step for rage, and one giant leap for rage kind. 

I have a dream that my four little Seans will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their rage.

Today is that day. My first idea of a Rage Lottery was poorly thought out. Here is version 2.0. If you want to exercise your Rage Lottery Ticket, submit your topic below. I'll cut out the duplicates and fuckery. The drawing will be November 20th and the winner will be inaugurated onto the Rage Board live on the air Sunday November 27th. 

Don't just wake up.

ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE

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Comments

Lanternten

Submitted one - and I am already pissed off just writing the post. Fuck.

Jason Svidunovich

I'm a truck driver and I want to tell you why you all suck asshole at driving.

Sleepnir

Nice. But beware that you've got the form set up so people can submit multiple responses, which may not be fair.

Aaron Mattison

He said he'd cut out the duplicates and fuckery. I'll trust in Dick's scam detecting super powers to snuff those out.

Lanternten

Just one entry per person? Or is the more entries based on donation still apply?

Sleepnir

Should be just one entry per person, but the form is set up to allow multiple entries from one IP. I THINK you can change that setting, cause I've done forms that only allowed one response.

Alonzo Larios

I think what I submitted is something we can all rage about: People who chew loudly with their mouth open like a goddamn animal. This kind of behavior will turn even the biggest pacifist into someone who is aching to pass their fist.

Mark Pruett

That's a good one. Also people who get mustard on the corner of their mouth and don't wipe it off.

Wayne Peterson

Fucking warm beer charged out that cold beer prices. All I fucking want after a day of work is a some arsehole to charge me $8 for a cold beer, not some luke warm fermented horse piss poured into a warm glass, where it instantly vaporises because the glass is too hot as it's just been washed and the bartenders shift is about to finish and all he want to do is get the fuck out of there so he can fuck his misses in the arse with a used condom he found the night before in $20 motel. It just makes me want to punch someone in the face. Fuck you you for charging me for it you prick!

MrGewey

People Who Laugh At Scientific Models From The Past. I hate people who think that previous scientific models are stupid and the people behind the models are idiots, without considering that perhaps the model was a stepping stone to a new, more accurate model. Perhaps the model changed the way we thought about the world. We don't just know things, we don't just look at a clump of dirt and suddenly realise "there's electrons in here and they are likely found somewhere around the atom and are likely subject to superposition because quantum mechanics which I also just realised" we slowly notice things through observation and explain them with mathematical models. I hate that people can look at previous models like Thomson's plum pudding model to explain the properties of atoms and think "That's stupid, wrong and I'm going to look at more cool pictures of stars, stars are real science." It's the best way of explaining it at the time! Don't be a fuck and think that the models we have now are completely accurate and won't change because that's what people thought back then too. Inspiration for my rage. Why is it Hot Underground? <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOSpRzW2i_4" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOSpRzW2i_4</a>

MrGewey

And yes, my picture is MadGotCucked. It reminds me of before I discovered he's a big, blubbering bag of cuck.

Joe Danger

Unsolicited Opinions.

Bob Roland

Assholes who make shitty booze Not just because it's shitty, but because it makes my job harder. I go a liquor store to ask 'em to carry my product, and they tell me that craft spirits just don't sell very well. You know why they don't? Because they're crap. That's why they don't sell. Somebody buys a piece of crap gin from a small shop, it tastes like crap, so they won't open one of my bottles and give it a chance. Fuck them.

Deus X. Machina

A clarification: "If you want to exercise your Rage Lottery Ticket..." Should I interpret this that I have a limited amount of tickets, and I can choose which month(s) to spend them? Or do I get a ticket every month? Do I get two tickets like the $5 reward says?

Colorless Green Void

I submitted the form twice. I'm, not sure how the back-end on that works; whether it logs both or one overwrites the other. Either way I'd love to hear about either topic i submitted.

Ryan M

The media pretending to understand the internet, WHY WOULD YO GO AFTER PEPE. Feels bad man...