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Thumb wars, liquor gravity, a terrifying mob of 20-year-old men, Team Snapchat, a Duck Tales revenge fantasy, the 200-pound hangover, a day in the life, goofy chip flavors, Denzel's movie, Asterios' shame, an open letter to your family this Thanksgiving, new t-shirts, a listener boxing match, I get slipped a Mickey, Sean's two dollar bills y'all, and ONE MILLION DOWNLOADS; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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2026-09-18 14:00 And at 16 minute mark we can see and hear that Dick forgot the pop filter.
2016-11-22 14:26

Dick Masterson

I've been trying it without because it isn't good for video. It's been difficult adjusting. No more eating the mic.

Stephen Bailey

Can't you just move it slightly out of frame? Maybe get something a little more Johnny Carson?

DatBoi

Every time i look you have 100$ more coming in a month. BOSS

DatBoi

YOU CO-OPTED THE YEAAHHH AGAIN!!!!1!

Rob Hennessey

Bonus episode idea: record yourself getting shit faced; would love to witness your decent into madness.

Lahna May

It's cartoon black pepper, not chilli pepper. YOU EEEEDIOT, STIMPY.

Nate McKinley

Whytf can't I download this from the link? It just opens a popup player with no option to download.

Dick Masterson

Are you on the Patreon app? People have reported problems with the app.

Nate McKinley

Website, but now I'm on the app and it's not working either. God dammit.

Nate McKinley

$5 a month for prompt, weekly blue balls. It's not updating your lineup on Google Play, either. Why is everyone failing me? Hey Dick, when I die of blue earballs I want you to be my pallbearer so you can let me down one last time.

Nate McKinley

Nope, just does the same thing as the browser. And may I say this app must have been designed by Patreon's foremost autists, whose reluctance to interact socially would explain why users can't just reply directly to comments. Brilliant.

Nate McKinley

Fuck. I don't suppose there's anywhere else I can download them? SoundCloud or anything?