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Episode 29 - Dick on World Peace (Patreon)

Published:
2016-12-20 18:00:06
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2021-02-11 23:45:29
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2026-06
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My Life Coach ruins my Christmas party, a SECRET SKETCH from Sam Hyde, the Jerk-Off Time Warp, the drive to pee outside, thinking like a hot chick, crossing guards, lady-dentists and why they are out to get you, Tequila, how to ruin a Ted Talk, Charity Regret, eliminating all prisons, The Apple Society and The Unix Society, and Sean gets a raise; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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Comments

Samuel Scholten

Looking particularly Mexican in this one

Xocë

So this episode had me curious how dude would handle Sean's announcement and for the first time in months I listened to that other podcast... shit's going downhill fast. Even Rucka could barely contain his contempt. I may have helped him get to that first million but doubt he'll reach a second mil.

MancalaXpert

Aw, wished Sam Hyde came to the recording

Dick Masterson

Me too, but the distance is a factor. I hope he calls in again. I love that guy.

Zachary Hinton

I think Sam Hyde is the only man more insane than Dick

Paul Dinter

Is there a page where I can listen to all the Asterios bits from the show?

Toli

OMFG. Before Shtaun even said it, I thought of the guy in Unforgiven getting blown away and how he could have used a shitter gun. Shtaun is KEK

Colorless Green Void

Check out asterios's patreon. OR Dick.Show, you know, the show's website?

Brendan Onfrichuk

Dick, you need to assemble a page on dick.show that acts as a web ring for all the other podcasts that have started in the wake of your show's success. Larry was right that you've successfully created a network without even trying and advertising that fact would be really scathing to anyone who has made an actual conscious effort to do the same thing only to fail miserably. I mean, you'd have to be a real loser to put together an in-depth action plan for a "podcast network" by dismantling your prior success only to have your sponsors pull support when your cringe-worthy awful podcasts fail to gain traction. The only thing worse would be to lay the task of creating good shows at the feet of your listeners when you come to the sad realization that you're an unfunny douche who's previous success in the realm of internet radio could be attributed to the co-host that he unceremoniously dropped like a sack of potatoes in favor of a diet rc cola ripoff with a stupid internet handle.

Tim the Enchanter

Video is not working in the Patreon app (iPad). This app really sucks.

Dick Masterson

It is a fucking joke. Does the mobile version of the site work for you at least?

Non-Toxic Glue

Great fucking episode, and the Patreoni count just keeps climbing. Brings a tear to my eye.

Ali

Dick, next time for each episode you might want to put up a list of timestamps of notable moments. It helps to revisit specific classic moments on repeated viewings :)

Tim the Enchanter

Sorry for the late reply, and yes the mobile site works! And with Airplay so now I can see Xiowan's beautiful mug on my big TV.

Trixie the Golden Witch

Yo dick, regarding what you said about all those 10 minute videos explaining how to do shit--I recommend observing Wadsworth's Constant: a theory that the first 30% of every video is completely useless. It absolutely applies to every instructional video, and there's even chrome plugins to make it automatically start the videos you watch 30% in.