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Secret mushroom farms, my father the pimp and his Infinity Slap, ambition, the reversal of a gender dysmorphia disorder, Dustin defends his loot crate scheme, who exactly are "white people" and how can I thank them, too-long movies, peaceful protests, genuine fear, the mis-execution of a simple plan, and Lego Batman; all that and more on this month's bonus episode of The Dick Show!

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The Dick Show Bonus Episode 8 - Dick on Defending Dad

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fuck that call in bit was not good. I don't just mean the 3rd caller, the 1st 2 was bad as well. call me a dick, but I don't give 2 fuks about plp crying now hard they have it.

George Tsamis

Does Schawniqua bite his nails? Come on buddy!

Dick Masterson

It's hard to say. The livestream cut out for people at different times.

James nichols

Not a good bonus episode in my opinion.

Vaquero

i think its time to start vetting these callers, furry caller was fantastic, i instantly started texting people about how funny it was, then straight down hill from there. God damn that got dark and Chelsea was so boring and now i feel like an ass hole cause i just told a heap of people they need to listen to this episode.

Vaquero

i didn't have an issue with the suicidal guy, just wasn't expecting it but that chelsea dudechick just wasn't entertaining to me, like he/she needs to learn to complain funnier. the episode is some how my favorite and least favorite episode

Marko

What the fuck...

Andrés Lozoya

I couldn't make it to the livestream, but goddamn, that got dark and I'm kind of glad I wasn't watching it live. I think some fans are overreacting though, the rest of the episode was good. But that Coach segment... I guess the shitshow that ensued will be funny looking back later on in the show. Except for that suicide attempt part, I had to pause it and listen to it later.

Filthy Fucking Weeb

Traps aren't trans. They are merely overly feminine men/boys.

JR

He shits the bed every time.

Fred Simon

Nice! You got the shirt. I had Etsy send that in like november or something. Sorry that its Gilden. I was unaware.

Nadine Grace

So, you're telling me that you'd walk out of, say, the original Star Wars at 90 minutes in? One of the best movies ever made? The 90 minute rule is for mindless comedies, but movies with decent plots need that extra 30 minutes to set things up properly for a good payoff. All of my favorite movies are at least two hours long, so don't try to edit down my favorite shit. Definitely not your best rage, honestly.

SacDragger

Chelsea was fucking awful. Never again. Never again. Never again. KYS

Kenny Johnson

Please no more shit from Dustin. His callers ruined the show after the hilarious and insightful furry caller. I don't want people that were trying to hang themselves a week ago on a comedy podcast.

Lewis Edmond

Cut my pledge in half, there's no way I'm paying $10 a month to listen to a group of mentally ill attention whores. The Facebook group is cancer, Dustin, go fuck yourself.

Derek

Kek, why would you call into a comedy podcast saying you want to kill yourself? Kys

Magistrum

Sorry Dick. Dustin and the FB cesspool killed the bonus episode for me. I can't see myself re-pledging next month unless you have them fuck off or at the very least significantly reduce their presence. Why don't you invite the Reddit group instead?

Dick Masterson

I have invited them many times. Phteven was from Reddit, but more to the point, the execution of this bit was a colossal mistake.

Dmitri Glover

😨 wait till your Patreon gets bigger. He will not be able to refuse!

Christian Langton

Fuck off Matt. Low energy complaints from the reddit all day everyday. You want representation on the show? Step the fuck up and actually have someone who can show up. Someone reliable and maybe actually funny. All you guys could produce was Sovash and I would rather listen to my balls drop into the toilet water than listen to him again. Yeah the bit sucked, but the reddit sucks even harder. Try again buddy.

Ze Broker

Holy shit those call-ins were so bad. Why not get some upbeat people who actually want to go somewhere with their life and need a nudge in the right direction? I'm on the FB group and when Dustin posted the life coach contest it did seem like he was encouraging a bunch of sad sacks to apply. It just doesn't make for good content on a comedy podcast. Still love the show, but this episode was a little weak.

Zachary Jensen

Man dustin cannot get worse. There's such an uncomfortable embarrassment just listening to him that's only comparable to the entire episode maddox spent not understanding what a libertarian is. I tried putting up with him but his tranny caller killed it for me, no more dustin please. I'm sure he's nice and reliable but he's the worst.

w0rp

I think my favourite parts in this episode were the story about the secret room you found, and the Lego Batman rant. The guy who called in about the furry orgy thing was pretty funny and weird.

Magistrum

Well shit, apologies on my end Dick. I absolutely forgot Sovash was a thing.

Jan Kåre Mikkelsen

I really enjoyed the dissonance of listening to miserable people on an otherwise cheerful show. "Oh no, muh comedy!" Fuck those guys. Fuck the imagined comedy constraints. Dick in my ear is Dick in my ear. Peace and GFY.

Scrubbery

Please never let Dustin arrange anything again or be on the show again full stop

Alonzo Larios

Eat Shit Chrtian, Madcucks came from Reddit, hell the entire initial push for the Patreon and the Dick show started on Reddit. The only thing that ever came about Facebook is degeneracy, cringiness, circlejerking and Dustin's terrible bits.

Christian Langton

Can't spell my name. Sewer water, the lot of ya.

Adam Andersson

Hey! I just wanted to say that it wasn't that bad! I thought it would be way worse after what I've read about it, but no, everything except the last caller was just fine. Okay episode! Keep it up. <3

Daniel

Reddit vs. Facebook on Patreon. There's a joke in this somewhere, and I'm not sure it's more interesting than uncharacteristically dark bonus episodes.

Eddy Monie

No more facebook period. They did it to themselves.

Gary Thorn

im happy im not the only one wondering wtf this episode was

Jake Thornton

Fair fucks Dick and co. You surfed this curve ball well.

Zan

Khrestean Lungton, I absolutely disagree. The Facebook group, and everything that is encompassed by Dustin's responsibilities, is 100% shit. Absolute shit, not that discounted Costco-type shit. The kind of shit you pick up from the bedpan of an old folks home where a skinny degenerate fuck just died of testicular cancer. The Facebook shit gives me cancer. It's just reposts of reposts of reposts of reposts of stupid inane circlejerking shit. "Hey guys, which chick would you bank [David Clegg]" YEAH HUH REALLY FUNNY. I fucking laughed the first 1,290,003rd time, why not the 1,290,004th time? Fuck off.

Zan

His bed is completely shit by now. That's how much he shits the bed.

Jared

That Predator shirt kicks ass, but the only ones I can find online are shittier designs. Anybody have a link on it?

Alexander Hackert

Yeah, that was a fucking train wreck, but I gained a lot more respect for Dick because of it. I like that he seemed genuinely worried about the caller to the point of not caring that the feed dropped. Really felt like I saw that dick does have a heart. That being said don't ever let this shit happen again, but to me this episode disproved all the shit that gets talked about Dick being a misogynist ass hole. I bet maddox would have just bailed of cut all that shit out

Christian Suddreth

I've been rooting for Dustin for a while but my God can he not orchestrate anything officially for the show and be left to shitpost on the Facebook page?

James Casimaty

Why is everyone shitting on this episode? This was 10x more interesting/funny than episode 37. I was happy to listen to something a bit different.

Eighty

A vast majority of call-ins are supremely obnoxious. I get infuriated whenever someone calls in and you can HEAR the pre- or newfound pubescence in their voice. I fucking hate you kids and your non-issues. Who the fuck screens these idiots? DUSTIN? NO FUCKING WONDER

Eddy Monie

It's a beautiful trainwreck. Wasn't so bad the second time through.

RHCrew Reactions

Haters gonna hate. At least this show tries new things instead of sticking to the first thing Dick came up with. Could the FB call-in segment have gone better? Yeah. But it seems like people are piling on. I think it's a great thing that someone that was suicidal was able to reach out to 2 guys he obviously respects. And I hope he took their advice. The shows not even a year old yet. Expect some growing pains, and be glad that they're doing new things instead of making their home in a rut.

Domo

The level of cringe reached during that coach segment was legendary. That Facebook group is an autistic dumpster fire.

Kronical

Wow. I broke into a cold sweat after they ended the Frank call. Thank god he didn't kill himself straight after that. Jesus Christ. That bit was fascinating but horrible.