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[LIVESTREAM] Bonus Episode 79 - Wed 8PM PDT (Patreon)

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2023-04-19 19:21:07
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2026-06
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GIVE ME YOUR INVENTIONS

Also, I just got an email. I think Landau is suing me again. LOL FUCK

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Bonus Episode 79

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Exodition

Female Carfax. Are you interested in a girl? If so, look up her history. See how she broke up with her previous boyfriends as well as make sure that any stupid behavior such as compulsive, cheating or lying is marked down permanently to warn the next guy. Did see used to do onlyfans or send nudes in college all of that and more will be marked on her Carfax.

Anonymous

Put up the Kian Sign! Get the Hero Lawyer!

Jesuit

Forget-me-hot: A tasteless, odourless white powder, soluble in water and fat. It basically induces the post nut clarity for 12 hours by making you instantly cum. Dose dependent effects range from general lack of interest in bitches, to subtle, but clearly noticeable gagging at seeing one. Forget-me-hot’s chemical properties also make it super convenient to slip into your friends’ and family’s food/drink. It’s just amazing. Your dumb ass believes you actually love her? Your friend can’t stop crying about his ex? ‘That’ guy at a bar? Forget-me-hot will make it go all away; and cum, but whatever. Possibilities are endless.

Luke

A duct tape gun to shoot tape over people's (women's) mouths when they speak.

Petty

A service that matches people by pants size and sends someone fatter than you your old pants once you've lost too much weight to fit into them. Saves you the trouble of finding something to do with your old pants, gives you ones that fit for less money, and encourages you to lose weight faster because you don't want to wear someone else's old pants that they've probably shit in. Call it Fat-Me-Downs, or something.

Rusty Shakleford

An email return service that sends rabid animals to the fucker who's dumb enough to waste your time, again. Lol

David Friesner

Hell yeah. I didn't know you still did these.