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[TICKETS] Road Rage Philly: Taxation is Theft (Patreon)

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2017-03-14 08:40:24
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2017-03-14 15:24:17
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2026-06
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SOLD OUT!!! In 3 hours.

I'm looking for a bigger venue right now.

Tuesday, April 18th.Pub Webb, Philadelphia, PA

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-dick-show-road-rage-philly-taxation-is-theft-tickets-32841967208

Greetings, Patreonis! Use promo code TAXATIONISTHEFT to lower the price of a ticket to $1 and gain access to the Patreon-only tickets.

I would like to charge nothing for these tickets, but I know how the Internet works and I know "how asking for it" works, and that would be both. This is the best way I could think of to weed out the silly pantses from trying to ruin our fun by Ticketmaster'ing the whole deal. I'll make up for the GFY charge by bringing a stack of $1 bills the size of a small child with me and we'll all go hit up Philly's finest Tuesday night strip club after the show. Bring your Adderall and your shoes lines!

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The Dick Show Road Rage Philly: Taxation is Theft

Eventbrite - Dick Masterson presents The Dick Show Road Rage Philly: Taxation is Theft - Tuesday, April 18, 2017 at Pub Webb, Philadelphia, PA. Find event and ticket information.

Comments

Donni Alfer-Henriksen

Road Rage will be recorded and released for us patreonis in digital form, right? Heck, I might even pay extra for it! Asking as a europoor who can't quite afford to visit the US for the forseeable future.

Ket Ralus and Red Emption

Not to steal thunder from the Philly dickheads, but will we still get a shot at an LA show before then? (I hope you have some news about this in episode 41, I mean 108).

Dick Masterson

It's not going to happen before. The LA venues were fucked. We talk about it a little bit. It's going to take planing way far in advance.

Peter Hansman

Any chance of a canada road rage? We're nice up here but we still like to yell and get angry

Silverfish

Any plans on doing cities in the southeast? DC/Richmond/Raleigh area? If not I'll get my travel on.

Dick Masterson

Definitely. DC was suggested many times. Nashville.

Ket Ralus and Red Emption

Damn that sucks. But I appreciate the response! Maybe you can just cram people into your Mushroom Farm and take cash at the entrance to the crawl space.

Silverfish

Sweet, dude. Looking forward to it.

Lanternten

Hey Mike - I am in dc and driving up for the show if you want to share gas.

Ívar Sveinsson

Hope you concider a "Dick claims Europe" tour in the future

Kaden Ray

Have a great time fellow dickheads I'll just be over here on other side of the world... Put up some clips from the show or some shit at least so I don't feel so bummed out.

Asno3030

Ordered tickets for me and a couple of my buddies. Can't wait to fuck shit up!

Ty

Has anyone been to pub webb? Any comments??

Hayden Michael Curtis

It blows my mind that this is happening. I know you may not have planned this far ahead but are you considering still doing the Road Rage next year? If so, I will come from Australia and party with the Dickheads. I promise I won't fight anybody.

Lanternten

Seems like a decent college bar - 4 stars on fb and google - Idk philly well enough to judge

Hammyham

You ever coming to London?

Casey Stricko

Stupid fucking patreon app logged me out for the hundredth time, so I didn't see the patreon code. Good thing my buddy was on point and we both were able to score the "free" tickets. Can't wait.

Dick Masterson

We will never stop doing it. And we will come to Australia.

Dick Masterson

Probably Ireland before London, but both are a ways off.

Mammal Panties

I woke up in a rage today knowing I'd have to shovel out of this fucking snow and received the philly update moments later. What a fucking blessing

Zesty Pelvis

2 hours and 53 minutes one way after work, sadly I'll never make it. Come on, come to NYC!

Peter Hansman

Dick said he'll record the live show and upload it

Joe Mutch

Take the day off! I'm taking a week off work to fly over from London.

Mammal Panties

since everything is a contest was i the first dickhead to purchase tickets to the philly show? i have my confirmed order at 5:15am est

Lanternten

I am taking the day off to come from DC

Lanternten

Hey all - I am planing on driving up from DC that afternoon (3 hour trip) - I have 3 seats open if people want to help with gas and tolls - and I don't mind being the DD -

Mammal Panties

are you staying in philly for the night?

Lanternten

I don't think so - I would plan on staying late so we can enjoy the party but being back in DC by the early morning. I travel for work so long drives / late nights are normal for me. If the group wanted to split a room to pass out in - that could work as well. I am down for whatever.

Sergio Gomez

Damn, "free" tickets soldout already. GFY! Bought my regular ones though. See you Dickheads in April!

Mammal Panties

i purchased 4 tickets without any confirmations from my friends that they will actually attend just in case it would sell out. I'm still waiting on their responses to my overly eager early am texts. I'd like to stay in philly so i can drink their supply of spirits

Lanternten

I am down for whatever works out - If I am DD'ing I won't drink at all but everyone else is welcome to. Dick wants to hit a strip club after the show - so I figured I would be driving back around 2-3 am (when people are ready to pass out) and have people home by 5-6 am the next day. If we have a group that needs a ride and they have a place to stay I am down for that to. I am taking off work both days.

Mammal Panties

strip club? where did you read this?

Mammal Panties

i've been researching hotels close to the show and i'm considering booking a room at the conwell inn. it looks like its the closest hotel to the pub webb.

Lanternten

In his post above - he talks about going to one.

Mammal Panties

yeah i'm still learning to read obviously

Mammal Panties

that's why it took me so long to complete my order this morning. i would have beat you but i had to sound out every syllable multiple times before i felt comfortable placing my order

Lanternten

Well let me know if you want to get something set up once your friends get back to you!

Mark Steiner

Why the fuck is this on a Tuesday?

Christopher Herlihy

Mark - Its a statement on Tax day in the United States. Taxation is theft!!

Lanternten

Hard to book weekend venues - also tax day - and why not lol - tickets are already almost gone.

Mark Steiner

I figured something to that effect... I got my Patreoni tickets and I'm gonna see if I can find a way to use a vacation day or see if I can otherwise skip work and go...but fuck Tuesday is a pain in the ass to make it 6 hours away.

Mark M

Wtf sold out already? Damnit.

taimono

Wtf I live in Philly and can't even go because its sold out already

KAD

Tickets were, what, $1 with coupon or $5 without? It's cool he doesn't want to charge for this, but at that price I feel like a lot of tix were bought up by people who aren't in Philly and aren't committed to going.

Derek

Will this be recorded and uploaded for those of us on the west coast? :)

Legyn

God dammit it sold out fast. Was planning to drive down from Montreal. Hopefully you find a bigger place fast.

Nova Hamilton

Can you stay for another date I'm not to far from philly can't believe I missed out

Cliff Bernzweig

Man that sucks. Was there some sort of warning that these were going on sale today? I didn't hear anything.

VSDC.TV

god damn !!

David Burrows

You said you would prefer small places to the more popular ones, why not New Zealand? Australia is overrated and there alcohol is super expensive compared to here

Jorge Román

Honestly you said you'd visit smaller towns that don't get these venues often and yet in Texas you chose Austin. Why not Dallas, Houston or even San Antonio?

Stigg Bernard

Hope to see a Road Rage hit New York City (or Queens). 3 hour drive to Philly on a week night and then a 3 hour drunken drive back is too far for your New York Dick Heads.

KAD

Or maybe a few people bought a lot of tickets to resell and this becomes a free market experiment to find the actual value dickheads will pay? What was the per person ticket limit?

Dylan Pruitt

Fucking Denver!!! please Dick....

Derek

Come to Portland Or Seattle, bls. Bls dic coome to pacific north west

Zesso

Yes. Most people out here at the protests could use some good, angry Dick.

Francesco Sorace

Are there plans for a NYC show? Since the Philly show sold out so fast?