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UPDATE: SHIPPING IS FIXED - LOL SORRY

Okay, so everyone loves the pin. A bunch of you asked me to put a new shirt up so you could get that too and not feel like you're getting raped on shipping. Sound like Girl Math to me, but HERE IS A BRAND NEW SHIRT ANYWAY.

BRAND NEW SHIRT. THE EARTH IS RUMBLING AND THE CITY IS FALLING DOWN. IS IT GODZILLA...? IS IT THE STAY PUFT'D MARSHMALLOW MAN...? NO...IT'S THE ATTACK OF THE 50 TON WOMAN!!!

Brand new shirt by protski. It's very cool. It's in Japanese too so they don't know what you're wearing, but you do ;)

If you get the shirt and the FAT WATCH lapel pin, they'll ship together. If you want to add it to your order, email me and I'll cancel your order and you can order again WITH THE SHIRT. (unless there's an easier way to do it in Shopify, but probably not. Why would they have something like that???)

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ATTACK OF THE 50 TON WOMAN - T-Shirt

GET THIS FUCKING T-SHIRT IT'S GONNA LOOK BADASS. MAYBE THE TITLE WILL BE RED OR CHANGED A LITTLE BIT, BUT IT WILL BE TITE. I put it in Japanese so you can wear the shit outside and you know what you're saying, but they don't. Only the very sophisticated will "get it".

Comments

Astroipa

Would love to have a sticker of the fat watch

VTJ

SON OF A BITCH, if only I waited another few hours and I could've gotten this instead. If only I wasn't pressured at the thought of the pins running out like semen in my dead balls.

Justin Kint

Thanks for selling this in tall size you fucking shitwit.

Frank Nauta

I am getting "FATWATCH2023 discount code isn’t available to you right now". Is the code only for the US and Canada?

Mnemonic

Once again we fucked the japanese. Never forget pearl harbor.

Justin Kint

Non Manlet sized shirts for us 6'4" and up kings.

Justin Kint

Seriously though. If you sell XLT, I'll buy a few shirts.

Blart Sampson

Question do you sell this shirt in a women’s 5XL petite? asking for my wife

Steve Cook

Biggest problem in the universe is not caring enough about saving $5 on shipping to email Dick, to cancel the order, to place another order, thereby getting doubly raped for $5.

Ace G Stiles

I'm buying this pice of art as well as the pin.

Ace G Stiles

Also bought a couple stickers so 40$ well spent.

Stephen doe

I messaged you on patreon because I ordered the pin before the t shirt was available. I’ve ordered the t shirt too so would you be able to cancel my original order and put the pin in with my t shirt please. You said email you but I don’t know your email so I just used patreon.

Ace G Stiles

Fuck it, I bought two different orders in two different days. Should of waited but if you cant spare the extra 5 you shouldn't of bought either to begin with.

Steve Cook

Same. I thought about going through the rigamarole, but ultimately realized that yea, $5 is meaningless. It still feels like a heinous injustice though.

Robert Wiley

Damn I just subbed from pka because I want shirt and pin and link is broke