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Bonus Episode 85 - Dick on Crossing The Spaghetti Rubicon: Part 1 (Patreon)

Published:
2023-12-05 14:06:17
Edited:
2023-12-05 14:42:36
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2026-06
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Maddox finally blows his load in a 3-hour 5-years in the making biopic documentary that once and for all declares himself the best victim in the universe. Thousands of fans are doxed. Sean is job lynch mobbed. Randy is blamed--again! New emails are revealed!

I'm not sure what my favorite part is yet and we're only a third of the way through. Sorry about that. I really thought we could finish the whole thing. On the other hand, Maddox probably should have released this pile of shit in installments on his Patreon over the course of a year. Instead of posting it for free with no ads. But that's why we love him. He's allergic to making money.

Enjoy!

Comments

vegetafajita

Maddox was right about one thing. You know how to profit off his name

Raging Norseman

A big tnx to Maddox for rejuvenating the IRC channel(s)!

Santa Cuck

Damn Maddox making me upping my Patreon to watch live.

No Good

Never thought we'd see the day!

Qvontes McIntyre

Once again Maddox's actions makes Dick's Patreon break $20k. Some of this could have been his if he had any brains in that bald head of his.

IrishRoo12

I need this Goss in my life

Gage Hanson

How has Maddox not figured out he’s a cash cow? If you get a bump in Patreon money every time you take a dump on something he does of course you’re gonna keep doing it. It’s not stalking it’s just good business.

Cepaceous

The video gets to be pretty funny if you consider that Maddox is really talking about himself the whole time

Ben S

I made the list which is funny because I would consider myself one of the biggest maddox apologists historically

TheRobotEngineer

I'm famous, being on TDS fan list! I like that it's alphabetical by FIRST NAME. Genius.

Dogburndan

For the behind the scenes stuff, he's counting on his viewers not understanding how taxes, writing treatments, profits, business relationships, and even graphs work.

Lambertar

Well, the part about the fans hating Dick when BPitU started is true at least, well in my case. I personally couldn't stand Dick. How the tables have turned. Maddox is such a disingenuous cunt.

Lambertar

Same, wrote to him once to try and stop him from making an ass of himself...

VITOtheWIG

we better get at least 2 more bonuses since we aint getting the skate dance

Ryan Miles

I'd stalk a bald Armenian "writer" too, if it paid $20k monthly

PS

Its such a small thing but why is Maddox always so proud of doing his own 3d modeling of his own name/show titles? He's been evidently doing it for years and years at this point yet he's never produced anything you couldn't get on Fiverr for under twenty dollars. I have very rudimentary 3d modeling skills myself and he's never shown anything I couldn't knock out in ten minutes. You'd think he would've at least developed his skills to a higher level after such a long time of being SO proud of himself about it. Look guys I used the text tool in fusion 360 and then I used the extrude command! I'm a fucking savant over here!

Squatch

MADOFF YOUS A BITCH

bolcast

⛸️⛸️

Publius

I'm engaging!

Zombeek Dragmire

If I post here I'll definitely make the updated list right? Your move Maddox prove that you stalk dick even though I have never contacted you directly.

Zack

😂😂 This is the best thing ever. I can't believe he made a 3 1/2 video for this. I seriously would have joined Maddox's Patreon if he released monthly episodes of this for a year 😂. This is amazing.

Stephen doe

I’m happy you are doing it in parts instead of rushing it in 1 episode because the amount of lying Maddox spewed was insane.

Chris

Hello maddof! Its nice to know someone will read this lol. you sad sad bald bald banana

Renegade Priest

"I thought it was dead. I thought all of this was dead and gone. I mean, all of it. I had made peace with Maddox being gone." "But you always can rely on him for one thing: To do exactly the wrong thing in the dumbest possible manner." –Dick and Seaughn on Spaghetti Week, Circa 2019

Stephen Espee

Am I retarded- how do I download just the audio?

Dave

great to see Shorn finally rewarded for his hard work

Cameron McLean

Click on the ellipses at the bottom of the post, on the other aside across from the likes and total comments.

Stryle

Maddox put my real name on his little dox list. I haven't even had a facebook in 3 years. He's been sitting on this list of people, updating it sporadically, for at least longer than that amount of time. What a fucking psycho.

Stryle

Same.

Stryle

A Cruel Mexican's Thesis

DeeDeeKn08head

I'm on the list but the special characters in my username didn't come through properly 😕

Crimson Shins

My theory is that this is gonna lead to another lolsuit and he thinks this will count as evidence. Maybe he got a law degree after all these waisted years and will represent himself.

Ben Olmstead

Same. I swear i wanted to knock him out. Ill never see him i bet

Phillip Adams

Been a while Dick, but maddox couldn't have given you a better advertisement to come back to the patreon

Metal Donut

When Maddox is talking about Dick having zero engagement on twitter, the post was from the "istandwithdick" account. Idk what # of twitter ban he was on but I know he didn't have as many followers. Some people just listen and don't feel the need to engage. lol

Mrlaged

Just when I thought i was out...

Adam Martin

I’m on the list, and so is my fucking cousin

Davey Policastro

I am so excited to see Dick's reaction to him trashing 80s Girl. Maddox's 'venn diagram' comment was the funniest thing he's said since like 2005.

Davey Policastro

By the way, how many times can Maddox use 'half a decade', purposely trying to make 5 years sound longer than it is?

Davey Policastro

Also, I'd like to file a motion to officially change Dick's fan base from 'Dick Heads' to 'Dick-ophants'.

Carbs

Lol, I’m on his list too, despite never engaging with that group after seeing the autistic shitshow it was. Thanks for ruining my life, Dick!

David Thielen

First thing I did when I saw the Maddox video was resub to the patreon knowing this would be coming. Dick isn't wrong when he says that Madcucks insane bullshit drives money to his pockets. He got my five bucks, and it was worth it!

illustrated maps

My favourite part was Sean's exhausted sigh when Maddox mentions his 'honeypot' (did he mean trap?)

Lurking

Oh god. I love how he thinks Sean is super hitler. Super soldier Sean shirt when?

Syler

The Maddox crys out as he strikes you

TeenyFatz

Maddox is still giving Dick a Christmas gift after all these years. I guess Dick really was the bad friend in the relationship.

andrew stough

I made the list too. I've never harassed this idiot before. I don't think I've ever commented on any of his content. What a cuck!

andrew stough

Can we sue this guy for including us on a list and accusing us of being nazis? Is this not defamation?

Ronald Hill

I'm so happy that I made the list! I haven't even had a Facebook account for 3 years!

Ronald Hill

Now that we're all officially apart of this hate group, we're never getting jobs again, right? Lol

Rusted-Nail

does this dipshit not realise that he's effectively created the 'class' in 'class action lawsuit' should anyone on that list start experiencing IRL issues as a result?

Vic

This is the best episode in the universe.

Mitch Doyle

So will Maddox send himself to Greenland when the bulk doxing backfires

TwoSocksCalzini

Nothing stopping you from just making 2 bonus episodes this month. I'm sure you've skipped a month in the past, so no big deal.

Leo, The Incredible

That idiot put my name on his site so here's $5 in the hopes you put his stupidity up on a billboard. See you around, Dick!

Xocë

This is hilarious. I upped my pledge back to $20.

AluiciousJenkinsTha3rd

I don’t think I can wait until January to finish this homie…so we need that hot goss and hot takes ASAP 😂😂

Nick Lee

Could you please listen to more than one sentence that Maddox says before responding. All these years later and you're still interrupting him! You don't need to increase the speed of the video just do one section an epiosde or something, but let the guy make his point before you respond.

STONY TARK

Part 2 needs to be done asap! I watch maybe 45 min more of the video from where dick left off and holy shit Maddox is actually psychotic. He’s trying to turn the “Maddox lost” phrase around to it now meaning Maddox lost all his friends. And so much more shit this is insane he even admits what he’s doing is insane.

Screwball Johnson

I know it's a huge incentive to get patrons, but you should really make this public to set the record straight. At least clips. To the people who don't know any better Maddox's video sounds convincing. Even pointing out how he reversed time in the graph would go a long way to making it fall apart. Maybe an autist will make a debunking video, but I think they won't say it a succinctly as you could and it won't reach as far.

John

I love how Sean was ready to clear his entire schedule just to really go through this video. Every former cohost Maddox has had hates him, must just be a coincidence

Garrett Davis

Back as a patron since I made the list. Has it always been that you can't cast episodes from Vimeo or rumble? That's annoying as hell that I can't cast this to my TV

Babyrapor

Wowzerz. When I first watched the Maddox Magnum Opus...I kinda sympathized with him, but after the first time he said 'And you'll see why later on' I remembered how full of shit he is down to his very core. This drama is like fucking crack.

Ben

Fanboy :D He's got ya there, bud. No cap though Maddox almost certainly imagines you ploughing his Mrs. So sad. Many such cases.

Ben

Daaaamn,he did you bad, bro. I always thought the maddox content was boring shit, but now it's a whole other thing.

Frisky Django

Creeping up on $30K/month. Dick is reaching Sam Hyde levels of “getting away with it”!

James Gartner

It’s criminal to get a Christmas gift this good. You must’ve been a saint this year dick. because Santa really delivered.

GreekStrelok

More people need to see your response to Maddox' insane, inane ramblings. That video has actually had insane reach, 85k views is pretty nuts for how dead his channel is normally. You should edit down the stream a bit, and publish that as a video response. I don't know what happened to your youtube channel, I swear you used to have one, but you should put it somewhere public and visible, like your twitter. Maybe also include all the hard evidence you've gathered over the years in the edit. Just a suggestion. I've actually followed this whole ordeal since day one so I know what's up, but I see some people actually falling for his bullshit, and I don't think it would take much to show them how hard Maddox is actually just twisting reality.

Ennui

You and me both, and I ditched Facebook in 2019. Dude is unhinged.

Ennui

Good job, Maddox, you miserable bald cuck, you just made me re-pledge to this shit. Try not to take a trip to Greenland over it.

Pleb McGee

Jesus Christ, from 16k to 21k. Thanks Maddox, you are the definition of "Chump Syndrome"

Justin

Look at all the engagement on this post. Must be fake.

Ethan Delaney

I’ll penis you with my upside down person handler. I identify as upside down please address my asshole like my face, good day

SeltzerWater

Rewatching this saga from the beginning because it's amazing. I can't imagine caring so much about a relationship or partnership with someone that you'd spend 'half a decade' making a video like this. Or any amount of time making it. You just move on, learn from the experience, and strive for something better. I think it would be too devastating for George to accept responsibility for his own decisions and behavior. He was one of the lucky ones and was presented with incredible opportunities in his career to achieve fame and wealth that he completely wasted and fucked up at every turn. If I were him I'd have to take myself out unless I convinced myself that somehow every shortcoming and failure was someone else's fault.