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WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THE CALENDAR???

The Spaghetti Train continues its slow-motion crash into the Cuck Station in this very special episode. Watch chapters 5 & 6 (Pedophiles and Guns) of Maddox's Magnum Copus "When Fans Become Stalkers" with us as we also discuss weighted blankets, an IQ test for your sense of humor, contractor confessions, a catfish (or fat-fish detector), and a young man calls in with the results of mom's friend banging advice I gave him three years ago. Wow! All that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!

Comments

Aweminus

Time for more pandering and slandering

Nathan Efrat

Any idea why it plays on the Vimeo website but not in the app? I’m trying to download it for later.

Dick Masterson

I don't know. I added a Storj link if that's better.

Cullen merrifield

There’s nothing more entertaining than Maddox descending into madness.

Mr. Hamilton Burger

Maddox's next book: I Am Better than Your Kids at Tejano Music, Ese

TeenyFatz

Magnum Copus is the first written pun I’ve laughed out loud at in a long, long time.

Jarrod Wright

Merry Belated Cucksmas everyone.

Cepaceous

We need to gaslight Maddox into thinking he can beat Dick in a celebrity boxing match

Pan Cake

Andrew shultz is known for being dumbfounded by basic concepts. Hes an idiot tbh.

Matthew B Ballin

The Salena part, holy fuck I love Maddox content lmao

Bob Duato

My favorite part about this is laughing at the dick quotes used as evidence that he's a monster, sorta like when Jack sparrow reminisced about impersonating a clergyman at the gallows

Steve

I would pay $10 a week just to listen to dick read listener mail and give advice

Dick Smith

Why are you surprised? Look at his hair, the Irish are the dumbest peoples of the Great White Race.

Pan Cake

Im not. Fuck off i dont need to hear your retarded opinion about it.

Babyrapor

I can see Maddox refusing to pay for his sewage citing he already has his own garbages.

Will

i had to click the vimeo logo in the player to go to their site for the download link, idk why, not usually like that

ian

I'm pretty sure the guy on the left at 1:17:10 is boyinaband who went afk 3 years ago after allegation of him being a groomer came out. I can't believe Maddox would associate with him!

Syler

Would have transitioning saved her (Maddox)?

Ben S

Less than five minutes into the first episode of the original TBPITU maddox complains that Dick doesn’t use calendars lmao

Babyrapor

You mean Maddilox? Pretty sure it was born with a gaping maw where genitals are suppose to go. Would take decades and 30 surgeries to fix that mess.

David Friesner

My invention is ozempic but in dissolving tablet form that you slip into women's drinks.

Stan Richards

I would have liked to see a stronger explanation of Dick excusing an 18yo dating a 13yo. It seemed like Dick just laughed about it and moved on. That was the only guest doing something obviously unethical in my opinion. "Its not my kid"? Would he say that if it were someone being assaulted ? I'm fine with illustrations. Not a real person . I can maybe excuse 16yo thing since he probably didn't know age. Im even okay with Dick inviting criminals on the show for educational purposes. But it seemed like Chaggot knew the age, knew what he was doing was against the law and still did it anyway and Dick didn't see anything wrong with that.

Dick Masterson

I have no idea what Chaggot is doing or has done. Call the cops if you want to report a crime. Parent your kids if you want to keep them safe.

Stan Richards

I appreciate quick response. "I have no idea what Chaggot is doing or has done" . Didn't you address what Chaggot did and he admitted to it? Its not as if Chaggot was denying he dated a 13yo. What do you mean you have no idea? " I don't care about the 18 and 13 thing, it's not my kid ". If you had no idea and it didn't come up on the show that'd be one thing. If you were trying to explore his mindset but didn't agree with the behavior that'd be one thing. I'm not expecting people to police everyones behavior. Though if someone I was communicating with committed a crime with someone else as the victim, it came up in conversation. I wouldn't say " I don't care, I didnt know the victim " it comes across to me like you don't see the crime as all that bad.

Dick Masterson

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but Chaggot has mental issues. It’s impossible to know what is real based on what he claims or “admits”. Google Brendan Dassey for more info on this.

Stan Richards

I saw "Making a Murderer" . Brendan was pressured into making a false confession after hours of interrogation then recanted later. It seems like nobody was pressuring Chaggot to make up that he was dating a 13yo and as far as i can tell didn't recant. Not saying you knew for certain he did what he claimed, maybe he still made it up, but it seems like you should at least suspect he maybe did it if he's claiming to. If he's severely mentally impaired he might actually be impaired enough to commit crimes. Just saying "I have no idea" seems disingenuous to me. Whether he actually did it or not, it made it sound like an 18yo dating a 13yo was something you're okay with. To clarify is what you meant "I think the crime you're claiming to do was bad but I'm not sure we can take what you're saying seriously". That sounds way different to me than just " I don't care".

Dick Masterson

You understand that Chaggot seeks attention, right?

Stan Richards

Maybe that's a reason he'd make it up. I'm still not clear on why you'd say you didn't care about it and that it wasn't your kid though. If you thought at the time he was lying for attention or was mistaken due to mental issues that's maybe what you should have said. I still feel like you didn't just give a clear answer on if an 18yo dating a 13yo is acceptable behavior for you.

Dick Masterson

Because morons and pearl clutchers will believe it no matter what to get outraged, so it’s faster to cut to the point. I don’t care what happened to someone else’s kid. I pay taxes. If that’s not enough, take it up with the cops. I don’t care.

Stan Richards

If that's your stance you could have said that about any of the examples. " I don't care if digibro saw illustrations or cp. They're not my kids" " I don't care if he knew if she was 16. Im not the police. Not my job". It doesn't explain if you think it's ethical or not. At best it just strikes me as a cop out at worst a reflection of a bad character

Dick Masterson

It’s a crime if it’s true. It’s not “unethical”. Buddy, go listen to a podcast with no criminals and/or immoral characters. Plenty more will call in to this show. I think it might upset you further. Or call in!

Stan Richards

I think most crimes are unethical too. Not mutually exclusive. To be frank I have a bit of public speaking anxiety. I stutter sometimes and I'm not certain I'd make the most entertaining or articulate caller and im worried with this topic in particular id mispeak and say something that could get me canceled. But I am tempted to call in anyway! Is there a way for me to call in live or is only option to leave a voicemail

Dick Masterson

Join the Discord! You just have to connect your Discord account on Patreon and it will be added.

Titus Montgomery

Remember folks, benzodiazepines are the most effective trip killers. Leave one under the tongue and you’ll be back to normal in about 15 minutes.