[MMM4F] Three Hot Nerds Fight Over You At the Convention [Cosplay][Roleplay][Cute][Make Out][Spicy] (Patreon)

Hey there, lovely listeners!

Got a super, amazing, totally not a trick of any kind audio that is 100% certified to be what it says on the tin. No tricks here just cause it's April 1st. Nope. You know there was a year where we celebrated Easter on April Fool's day? HA! Imagine, Jesus coming out of the tomb like, "psych, guys. I'm totes okay." Wild. Anyway, this audio is sure to make you feel great about yourself and totally not like you're in for some kind of whacky adventure. Yup. Last year, I may have played a joke on you all, but this year? Nah, never again. I promise. Good raccoons honor. Yup. Nothing but good, wholesome, ASMR-y type good feels here.

Shouldn't you be listening to the audio? Why are you still in my trash can. Come on, skedaddle, I've got kids to feed alright. And they want trash tacos tonight. Close the lid on the way out.

-Omar Darling, the raccoon that lives in everyone's hearts and trash cans.

The Dichotomy theme by Alexander Nakarada