Well, 7656765, it’s about time! (Patreon)

What can I say? It’s been a couple of catch-up weeks filled with the usual day-to-day chaos. But don’t worry—I’ve been hard at work on the new comic too!

Now, as you can see, Gracie’s been on my back ever since she caught a glimpse of the new Halloween movie edit. I even asked ChatGPT to whip up an artist’s impression of her in full wrath mode—absolutely terrifying, I tell you! Sure, her character may have met a rather unfortunate end in the film, and yes, she was brimming with malice in that final scene… but I did give her a massive spread in Over the Edge magazine. I thought that might smooth things over. Apparently not. Look out, Candice—she’s on the warpath! HEE HEE!

On a totally different note—anyone here know much about graphics cards? I think it’s time for an upgrade. Things are slowing down big time, probably thanks to all the next-gen models I’ve been playing with. You know that moment when you move your mouse and the cursor just freezes, then suddenly jumps across the screen like it’s had too much coffee? Yeah, that’s my life right now. Time to go shopping, methinks.

Oh, and speaking of horror… I was flicking through the movie channels the other day and bam—“The Krampus” caught my eye. I got a little excited, thinking maybe this was finally the film where a giant horned beast dishes out some festive punishment to the naughty and undeserving. But alas, turns out this Krampus is more into murderous whacking than the hot backside kind. Shame, really.

Still, it got me thinking… imagine a high-budget Christmas horror flick where a group of adults get walloped one by one on Christmas Eve. Who would star in it? Then I found loads of low-budget horror films featuring everyone from Popeye to Cinderella, Winnie the Pooh, and even the Banana Splits! But no Penelope Pitstop, sadly. (You can keep Jessica Rabbit—when it comes to sexy cartoons, it’s Penelope every time!) Maybe I could Parody Penelope...No wait, I'm Busy enough with the new comic...

Anyway, I’m working on the new comic every day now, so expect regular updates.

In fact… I’m about to post the first page in just a second!

back soon!