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Can a tarantula be a weapon?

Should a tarantula be a weapon?

Jordan accidentally sends a romantic message to an administrator.

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William Rodriguez

Honestly straight up jorking it to the excitement of this upload. And by it let’s just say… my peanitz

Sarah Amelia

immediately discovering jordan’s social only to get him a venmo credit card

lunamonai

With all these artists you guys are having on my dream of seeing underscores on sadboyz becomes ever more likely. If it happens I will explode

Luke Green

omfg i'd pass away instantly. either her or gab fs.

lunamonai

Both omg imagine

zarratm

If you care: Minneapolis and Saint Paul are the Twin Cities, both in Minnesota, and they’re the two biggest cities in Minnesota (only 10ish miles apart!) and form a HUGE metro area. The name originally refers to two settlements on opposite sides of the Mississippi: St. Anthony and Minneapolis (which later merged into one big Minneapolis) but the name stuck after the merge and started to be applied to Saint Paul and Minneapolis, as Saint Paul was the next closest city to Minneapolis (again, like a couple miles). However, they’re still VERY different cities with VERY different feels because they grew soooo independently despite being extremely close neighbors. There’s a lot of rivalry and strong opinions between the two.

Ro

Oh this is indeed premium content. Of Jarvis' seiza, from behind. Copping that shirt asap

Sadie Muzzo

Congrats on exactly 6,900 members boyz

Drawn at Random

ahaha I'm so glad the boyz enjoyed the new spider-throwing story, my apologies to minnesota for THIS being the story that gets a twin cities mention onto the pod but it was such a wild "if I had a nickel for every time..." situation :')

Amy Payme

Hi! Minnesotan here! “Twin cities” refers to Minneapolis and St. Paul which are Minnesota’s two largest cities and right next to each other.

Quartz

the lady with the tarantula kinda sounds like shes trying to convince someone there is a spider when there isnt one, like "ohhh the tarantulas comin down, the spider infestation"

Shelby Fawn

that poor tarantula deserved much better

Ave

Minnesota story mention…

killerqueen

They're really fragile too, even a small fall can be fatal for them : (

Kadeem Motley

Lmao when I heard “roping” I had the exact same reaction as Jordan

Ash

“when someone fucking ropes” IS CRAZY i made the same face as jordan 😭

Genevieve Lefebvre

Since you brought up the MN flag you must look at the submissions for the new state flag

EeeyyyZeUs

I use long exposure but that's cause im a photographer and get curious about what I can do with just my phone

Noel

Absolutely second this

Alan Schroeder

Including the St. Paul library card one

Link

super excited for the new merch

Rachel Eakes

RAHHHHH NEW MERCH!!! It's so cool!!!!

breausephina

Mango spinach parlsey banana yogurt peanut butter honey and your choice of milk. The parsley and peanut butter don't sound like they should work together but they absolutely do

Katie

that flag is like when you use a dye in baldurs gate and you're like, oh god this was not what I intended

Richard

I regret to inform you it is still called roping

🌸 Carly 🌸

I live in Virginia, and I definitely know what the state flag looks like, because she's got a tit out lol. And I'd be surprised if someone lived in Maryland and DIDN'T know what their flag looked like.

d0rm4ntp4st ?

im a californian & we have the flag in many places but ive had several people get defensive that america just doesn't have state flags. many such cases

ZePlagueDoctor

The reason Minnesota has the Twin Cities is because Minneapolis and St. Paul are literally next to each other to the point of pretty much being one large city. They started out a bit apart from each other but as they grew they basically grew into each other.

Skiddly Winks

I do enjoy gettin crazy with my camera settings

SammyCat

WHERE?? I was listening and playing cuphead- must have missed it lol

lauren

not sure if this makes sense but sometimes jordan looks like a disney princess - im not going to elaborate