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Haliey Welch has given us an app to help us find a Pookie! How tall are we? Will we be bald? Is someone flirting with us or is that just how they text? These questions and more can be answered now thanks to Hawk Tuah herself.

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kalarra

Toowoomba is a great specific Aussie town reference and you say it perfectly, Jarvis. It’s also known as T-Bar but idk how common that is cause I’m not from that state

alex

why haven't there been videos for the last two episodes?

f0x

a TVOC sensor measures the amount of organic particles in the air, and definitely works for farts...

Rachel Eakes

i love how wrong the height detector was lmao I also wonder if there's room for adding the Rizz App/Pookie Tools into the dating app jeopardy that Peeps put together

Noah

Jordan's "love the workohol" joke genuinely made me out loud punch my steering wheel laugh. He's so unbelievably smart and so funny. I can't stand it

Sam

The whiplash when the other podcast zooms out and its peter from smosh

Jaylyn Blair

Jarvis's phone wallpaper goes unreasonably hard

Riley H

I used to work at Lake Wauburg in Gainesville and you literally can’t access it unless you’re a student at UF or own a house on the lake. So this app’s a liar!!

Dani

Ayyy Pete from talking talk tuah works at Smosh, he's a silly guy

Kaufman

-"I'm a bit of a workaholic" -"you love workahol" made me laugh a lot too lmao. love y'all!

Luna Mercury_

Damn Jacob was on a roll 😂😂

Cane.shuga

Jacob is so funny, shoutout Jacob 🤣

EeeyyyZeUs

Oh good it's not just a me thing

dylan g

Why is Ethan catching strays?

Abigail

It’s a Patreon issue- I don’t remember exactly which fixed it but I can see the videos now after updating my phone and the app

alex

hmm i see... updated my app and it didn't fix it so i guess i'll try updating my phone later. thank you for the advice edit i just went on it a few days later and im seeing the video now :) yay

Quinn

Wait what's going on with Ethan Klein? Am I out of the loop?

DakotaTalks

watching this right before bed made me feel like jordan and jarvis were tucking me in😊

DakotaTalks

he’s been doing some crazy stuff lately involving hasan piker

GarbageSalt

i have family in queensland and i've literally never heard "T-bar" before lol (but i live in canberra so maybe that's a me issue)

GarbageSalt

pinely also did a video on pookie tools recently and iirc it also said he was 5'10"

GarbageSalt

if you're over 6' tall, no you're not, you're 5'10" now

Sav

Jfc Peter jumpscared me, fuckin blasted in my right earbud

Joob

Idk if something shifted but you guys are really finding the pocket in your podcast and it’s so wonderful to experience. I’ve been loving the podcasts even more than usual lately. Also I’m super looking forward to Jordan’s channel revival ❤️ take all the time you need

Joob

Ikr, the asmr level stereo 😂😂 im getting tingles but in a slightly unsettling way

Emily Yoder

Sometimes I find Jordan out in the wild commenting on instagram reels that are totally unrelated to anything and are just in my recommended reels lol

Jori

It was minus 30 C with a wind chill of almost minus 40 C where I live. This coming after like... six inches of snowfall. I wonder if it'd still recommend a cute little walk for my area 🤔

Missy Story

The best part of doing the coffee and walk around a park idea is that if you do want to continue it, you could go grab a drink or food after too. That’s how the first date of my last relationship started, and we ended up brewery hopping the rest of the night.

Missy Story

In any cold/snowy conditions it’s not ideal, especially if you’re someone whose nose starts running a little when it gets cold 🙃 speaking from experience haha. That was probably like -5°C, so maybe -30°C your nose would just freeze?

Jori

Your snot does indeed freeze and also the condensation from breathing gets into your eyelashes and they also freeze !!

Natalia DaSilva

Really curious what it would say for dates if I plugged in my middle of nowhere town

Moby Doggy

Sharks are addicted to swimahol 😭

Jesse D

The beginning of this is a vibe. Just all 5 of you joking around and laughing! Brought joy to my sad lonely heart!

Shandi Warren

It's funny to me to refer to the figures as being from "one of our friends" and knowing it's Drew. Like it almost sounds like you're trying to protect his anonymity when he made a whole video about it 😂

Nat

11:25 made me laugh SO HARD LMFAOOOO

Vynnie

I ALSO DONT HAVE A SENSE OF SMELL!!!

Eliana

Miss Hailey is from my home town and everytime i see something she’s done all i can think about is the fact that we came from the same place 😀

Herby Herbmoji

I've never heard it called T-bar, and I'm born and raised SEQ. I will now be using this to confuse people, though hahaha

Taylor L

“Workahol” I’m literally crying🤣🤣