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CW: This episode contains a scene of simulated traumatic facial injury from the show 9-1-1. We've blurred the visual, but some viewers may still find the scene disturbing. (00:23-00:32)

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Crier Alicia

this is in fact a ryan murphy show

Haunt Grey

Can't believe my favorite procedural has collided with my favorite podcast

Glob Herman

I work at a store that sells Pokémon cards and every day I hear parents that are buying cards for their kids call it “pokeman”

Ectharias .

the tiny alien from Men in Black mentions Orion's Belt

Andre S

@ Jordan I think you're talking about MIB, the Arquillian prince says "the galaxy is on Orion's Belt" and then dies

Ashley Alter

Well now I feel old for knowing who Jennifer Love Hewitt is lol.

Tinylunar

I’m like 99.9% sure the Orion’s Belt thing is from Men In Black.

GB

Only emergency show I watch because it’s soo batshit!

Katie

She's from looking like Victoria Beckham

Ro

Orion's belt is from Men in Black 1, which is actually a reference to the alien's pet cat named Orion and his collar. The collar pendant contained a pocket universe.

Jackie

Oh no I feel the MIB Orion’s Belt brain worm creeping in

Melissa Bennett

Ryan Murphy DID direct this, and it is why they're so hot

Cheyenne D

Not just A pocket universe. OUR universe :o

Greg Lindsey

I think the movie is “Men in Black”

Greg Lindsey

And I should’ve read the other comments first

Jackson_Eleven24

the blurred injury actually looks like it's from 23:14 to 23:33.

Morgan

I’m having so much fun with the 9-1-1 discussions this week - it’s my guilty pleasure show and this is so fun thanks boyz!

zombrose

People watching 911 without knowing 911 lore is so entertaining

Elizabeth Darling

If Anastasia was there, she would never let that slight about Jennifer Love Hewitt slide.

Sophie Holt

i love 911 because it’s written like a dhar mann video while also looking like a dhar mann video

withers

@29:24 men in black!! the little devil piloting the guys body like a little evangelion

Nick Pokorney

excuse me, you put some RESPECT on Jennifer Love Hewitt's name

Brianna

Yeah, his brain is pooling with blood. Give him some eyedrops and squish em around a lil bit— he’ll be fine 💀

Ryan Dooley

do shows like 911 have dedicated fans? like people that watch week-to-week?

aafrophone

I think 9-1-1 is great because of how ridiculous it is. And it so fun to watch you guys watching the episode knowing almost nothing about this show 😂

ValWoops

At around 29:30 Jordan asks which movie the little alien going “Orion’s Belt” is from. It’s the first Men in Black.

ValWoops

Also! At 29:44. Firefighters (at least in a lot of places in California) need to be certified EMTs and a lot of them get their Paramedics licenses BECAUSE it’s easier to get into a fire department that way. (Source: I am an EMT in California). It’s also why you see Firetrucks and Ambulances together in a medical emergency. There are more Firetrucks with Paramedics than there are actual ambulances. So yes, they’re definitely more qualified than a lot of folks to give you medical care.

Shannon

"it's like if Ryan Murphy..." Boy, do I have news for you!

Holly B

my favorite way to watch 911 is trying to guess what the emergency is going to be when a scene starts and I’m always wrong. I’m always haunted by that one where a biker was impaled by a stop sign like anything can AND will happen on that show. It’s truly insane and I wouldn’t have it any other way

rry

the orion's belt alien is from men in black. send me 1 million dollars

SuperbBirb

I watch 9-1-1 with my friend every week and I spend half the episode SCREAMING about how absurd it all is. My favorite line to say is "Ryan Murphy, my detested."

Brianna Stratton

does binging all 8 seasons in 2 months count

Jupiter

you couldn't believe the extent to which a show like 9-1-1 can have dedicated fans

Wes (they them)

"it's like if ryan murphy directed a show about..." i have some news

Nancy (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-05 23:00 "pupils are extremely dilated" hen has so many funny lines like that. one time a girl superglued herself to the ground and her skin started coming off, and hen was like "she has some dermatitis".
2025-10-05 02:47

Wes (they them)

"does he have a hair light directly above him?" i will laugh so hard if that is true

GodBoko

911 feels like it was produced exclusively to be made into clips.

wiki

nooo booo false advertising i thought you guys were gonna watch the entire episode it gets fucking crazy it’s a 3 part season opener omggg you guuuysss

wiki

when you said ryan murphy… oh brother do i have news for you

friedfromnyewnyort

i tried watching the beekeeper but my roommate and i couldn’t make it through it. this is me formally requesting a beekeeper drinking game

cranberrylimesims

i think they're all certified emts, but only hen and chimney are actual paramedics

cranberrylimesims

listen guys i know how it sounds but he really IS a disaster bisexual golden retriever

Taylor L

I laughed way to hard at “bee-lice”😂😂

Ailen Marie

Exactly bc i understand why they’re called Africanized but did we have to call it that

Delme

2:28 At my cubicle and yawned at the same moment for the same amount of time as Jarvis. Brief confusion.

Rhiannon

Ahhhhhh so glad I'm back as a patron. You boys sure have been cooking!🌠

Rhiannon

P.S. - you've both helped me a TON by sharing what you can about dealing with mental health. I've also been going through one of the months of all time lol

Rhiannon

A WASP is an Evil BEE? Sorry, you're being too funny 🤣

Jori

Ok so I love procedural dramas. My autism finds the them comforting. My main passion was crime shows. And so many of them have wild stories that, unfortunately, I recognize from my interest in true crime. I would imagine medical and first responders shows would do the same. I am sure some concepts also are exaggerated for the high drama.

Jori

They changed it to this in the Canadian city I work in. I think before they just needed basic first aid training but now they all have to be EMT certified.

Jori

Right ?? Imagine watching one of the few episodes they have with the shitty captain and not knowing their actual captain is not like this at all 😂

Jori

Hen is my favorite character.

Jori

Guys, they are fire AND RESCUE 😂 both my dad and step-dad were volunteer fire fighters and they got called to motor vehicle accidents more than anything. The fire fighters are the ones that have the jaws of life.

Jori

This explains so much

Jori

Bro, same, then 911 lone star right after 😅

Jori

Do you think Jarvis and Jordan knew they had so many 911 fans in their audience 🤣

brielle skye

on my knees begging y'all to watch/react to another 911 episode or any other similar show xxx

taylor barron

some how missed this episode and as a vancouverite and a (sad) canucks fan i feel like im having an out of body experience