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CW: NSFW (28:30-48:30)

What's the proper way to game? Plus, the NWFW fruit video.

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eli

Jarvis are you aware you follow hyper-antisemite womanizer Tate-bro Dan Bilzerian on insta 😭

Shillel

Checked the acc out, there’s even animal exploitation

The Cat Mob

Hey, we love your stuff but your subtitles on Patreon are just atrocious. Like it can barely say your names right, let alone anything else. Large portions of the videos are entirely uncaptioned. My wife is Deaf and signed up bc your YT channel has great captions and is awesome, but this is just... really rough. Can you please, please hire a captionist for Patreon? If you don't know any other captionists, I've been in that industry for years... But surely your main captionist could do these videos too?

Aled

another chai tea scenario is "please RSVP"

Joos

I support this!

TEN0R_CL3F

jordan doing an ai hallucination as he tells us that christopher nolan is south african, with decent confidence.

Michael

I would guess that it's generated by YT and Patreon and that's why there's a discrepancy.

Knm

jarvis did a video criticizing dan bilzerian and his weird instagram posts before I assume its just to keep up with what dan is doing

sarahtonin

jarvis the mm ship is called "2ship" !

Jamie Cahill

I've only ever seen 3M safety gear, never a t shirt.

Michelle :3

lowkey so funny to me that my mom also compared my smile to jack nicholson's son's today 😭😭

Ryon Christensen

Jarvis you should lookup Harbour Masters they're the developer of ship of harkinian and they have actually decompiled quite a few n64 Roms including majoras mask which is called 2ship2harkinian

molly :)

Something beautiful happened across space and time to make me and Jarvis both say "pass the lavoisier' at the same time

garbobarge

The camera quality on this ep is so good

Bxllag

idk how everyone still says zendayas name wrong😭😭

Elliot Rae

Is there a reason we don't do these as unlisted youtube videos? I'd love to watch nightz on my TV too

Mairu

yes, japanese people are indeed really big fans of generative AI usage... there's so much AI content here it actually makes me head hurt.

Stellarella

i believe you can just share youtube links to unlisted videos with anyone

Stellarella

42:34 jordan was that a history of the entire world i guess reference

Silver

You can send the unlisted video to non patrons as long as you have the link: aka piracy. Harder to pirate patreon videos. Also iirc, unlisted YouTube videos can still get you claimed for copyright by the automatic detection/a flag for content not allowed, so they wouldn’t be able to play any music or feature anything not safe for YouTube.

Lorzryn

You still can, at least with an iphone as far as I’m aware. I usually screen mirror from my phone onto my TV

Elliot Rae

I'd rather not HAVE to do it the annoying way, though.

Drawn at Random

i hear and acknowledge jarvis's "em dash" joke that got lost in the shuffle, jordan-style

Nino de Awesome

Now I grew up on those movies so maybe I’m biased but Tobey ain’t the issue LMAO my BFA certified opinion is that Franco hams it tf up in those flicks

Lachlan Crabb

As a John Watts trilogy defender, yeah there is a very vocal hate squad.

E115LEMENT STAR

Hearing Jordan talk about Hitman is so cool because I really often play Hitman while listening to Sad Boyz.

Kerouh

I’ve been watching Sad Boyz and Nightz as my main comfort media this week as I’ve been dealing with the recent loss of a loved one, and I just want to say thank yall so much for making this content and providing entertaining media with consistently solid values and chill vibes. It’s the kind of stuff that makes going through a hard time just that little bit more bearable, and I appreciate yall for making it!

Legend of Hayden

I love all the Spider-Man movies, but I am so so excited that Holland finally is getting a movie that looks filmic and has interesting artistic choices

Arran P

My mom always made Rayman noodles

Owen Pascal

Even tho I don't really think chai tea is actually that bad, but chai and tea are almost the same word already so I get it. I think the vast majority who use RSVP don't even think about the fact it's an acronym, let alone that it means réspondez s'il vous plaît. Also, while typing this I realized it isn't really as contradictory because the please in please RSVP is more about kindly noting that it would be preferable for you to respond to this without demanding. So in English please has kinda lost the aspect of it being more at the discretion of the person being spoken to. Btw I just like talking about language, I'm not having a reddit moment right now lol I promise.

nickyyy777

beyond belief fact or fiction mentioned in 2026 <3

The Cat Mob

I agree, but their editor could easily input better subtitles, or pay someone to do them right. Or even, if they think that's too difficult, run it through youtube's captioning generation service and then scrape the SRT file to obtain better captions. It's super easy, and it makes a huge difference to d/Deaf and HoH viewers! My wife had to completely give up on watching them because they can't understand anything. It sucks so much.

The Cat Mob

Thank you! I hope with enough support they'll see these comments and fix this huge issue!

Alek.Sparks

YouTube does not generate the subtitles, there is a subtitler for the podcast and a separate one for Jarvis's channels. The difficulty with also getting subtitles for patreon is likely a) time (subtitles take longer to do than the video run time), and b) you then have to pay someone to do those additional subtitles which, if you're paying a fair rate for the amount of time it actually takes, ends up being a good amount.

Delme

Erm akshually, gold IS a pretty heavy metal. Yes, it's soft, but it's one of the denser metals. Fun fact.