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Sad Boyz Nightz #2 - "Jerk Me Up, Crack Me Off" w/NICKISNOTGREEN [VIDEO] (Patreon)

Published:
2023-03-17 21:37:02
Imported:
2026-06
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Content

Nick has a wild night out and Jarvis's plane cant land!

Comments

Olivia Ross

This podcast is part of my self care routine! So happy for new episodes!

Isaac Espinoza

New SBN ep to start the weekend right!

rin

this might be a silly question but how do i access the discord!?

Krum

Ooo I’m also wondering how to access the discord

Dip

well well well if it isn't another hum dinger of an episode from the boyz (the sad ones)(nightz)

Amy Lee

"only 40 words" how about 40 karate chops to the kneecaps huh jordan (threat)

Dip

idk if theres another way but i just clicked the link (it says "connect to discord") that was in my confirmation email for when i became a patron and followed the steps from there

rin

THANK U SM

Badgerlovk

The way you keep saying "Sad Boyz Nightz" makes it sound like your version of "Audio Jungle".

Dip

welcome!

Dip

hi if u haven't already seen i replied to rin with how i did it

Amelieea

play a drinking game and take a shot every time a location is almost revealed

Cecily

obsessed with nightz and nighty night def needs to be permanent

chronicrow

so excited to finally get to hear the boys say unlimited amounts of penis

Fem Stranger

I subbed for the airplane story! XD But also, I was planning on it eventually. XP

Sarah

me smoking so that i can eat bc of my ED and body image issues while the boyz talk about smoking and their body image issues… great minds think alike

Jennifer Edmonson

Long time fan excited for all the new guests trans sad boyz here with love ❤️

Amy Lee

and this is how you annihilate a liver

Jennifer Edmonson

Also just finished PLS keep the nighty night omg

Sarah

i spoke to my pharmacist abt what they’re told to do in a robbing situation and they said they were told to unlock the safe and give them whatever they wanted, but my pharmacist said he ended up telling the thieves how to safely use the drugs bc they were scared someone would get hurt, which is really sad but probably the best

SarahBearBaby

talking about the safe at the pharmacy: at a lot of pharmacies near me (which are right outside of a busy subway line so they are more likely to be robbed) their safes are time-released, so like if someone came in to rob them, even if the pharmacist put in the code for the safe they’d still have to wait 2 hours or something before it opens, so the police have time to arrive. i feel bad for that worker cuz they were probs just doing their end of day cash out / indexing and it was the perfect time for some rando to see it and jump the counter

Isabel

As soon as I heard about the patreon I grabbed my wallet lol

amelia!

the only subscriptions i have are for dropout and sad boyz im so happy with my choices

Hannah

immediately paid for patreon as soon I heard about it. I was jacking off the whole time watching this. thanks boyz

Hannah

heard jarvis say he wanted to try adventurefuls. I tried them and they were extremely disappointing. save your dollars unless you wanna be sadder boyz

Renée

omg yes please release the unseen remote episodes on the patreon!

Krum

Oh thank you!

Aurora Rivers

the face you all were making around 1 hour 10 minutes just made me think of blue steel from zoolander

Kate Castello

the adventurefuls are incredibly delicious

Ashley Molina Diaz

Burning White Sage is a problem for a few reasons. It's a closed practice Non Natives have become so obsessed with using our medicines they're causing the plant to go extinct because of poaching There are many alternatives to using white sage for non native people

Drawn at Random

I did not expect to be this entertained by a story about barfing in an uber told from two different perspectives simultaneously, but here we are

Brianna

It’s also important to note that we couldn’t legally perform traditional ceremonies and rituals (or have any 1st amendment right) until the American Indian religious freedom act of 1978. New age people pervert our traditions without understanding the philosophy, history, and the discrimination we face for practicing them. It is purely capitalism exploiting Indigenous reciprocity. We are supposed to be giving back to other living things, not commercializing them.

Kristin Barrick-Shisler

Love getting the extra content! A note though: putting it on YouTube (unlisted) would allow folks to download it to watch later. I’m on my way via train to Chicago and have zero coverage on my way down. Bummed that I can’t watch the SadBoyz!

Beth Straubel

im late to the party but i just wanna give a shoutout and say i rlly love QueefJerky so the lil opening was very funny!! :)

Clout Cloud

They were probably referring to the time release prescription safe that certain scheduled medication is kept in.

John FM

As a former rite-aid pharmacy worker; yeah that's the one. The pharmacy just uses the regular safe in the manager's office for cash - the one in the pharmacy is for meds high up on the DEA schedule. Also the clerk was probably fired for accessing the safe because only the pharmacist is supposed to; though that's more the pharmacist's fault so the clerk was probably a scapegoat.

Abbie Marie

the medication shortage has been such a frustration so I feel the complaints they had very deeply lol

Emily

i think people get so anxious and upset when stuck on a plane because it’s a crowded enclosed space and you can’t really move. definitely not saying it’s a reason to be rude to the people working on the plane, but i’ve got the ‘tism so for me personally it’s incredibly stressful. also HEAVILY relate to jarvis with the binge eating and body dysmorphia stuff. plus i smoke so i just keep going even when i should be full, like nick was saying. i’m currently smoking and eating while watching this so i feel very called out 🙃

amanda

I'm so late but i cant hear cvs anti theft locks get discussed and not mention how the cvs in penn station nyc has pistachios locked away behind the plastic wall like it's bullets 😭

Jess

Feeling so validated by Jordan as I am also the "always needs to go to the bathroom" friend

olivia

incredibly late to this but my job has dog shampoo for skunked grossness. but we have a self pet wash with a special wash that is pure hydrogen peroxide that does the trick. funny enough it’s in the la area but um, this is ages ago now 😭

Alek.Sparks

very late comment but you can download the file from the audio version! it won't be quite the same as having the visual but you can at least listen to the episode!

Tinna Gigja

There's also the bad air, although it's better since they (thankfully) banned smoking, the downside is that all the smokers get really stressed and then have a drink to calm their nerves but a cigarette goes so well with this drink...😣

Cailin McGuire

very very very late to the party but I used to work at a pharmacy and they keep controlled substances in the safe like opiates

Igor Delfino

oh! yeah def late, but last year i went to a Paramore concert and hayley said she "was taking the word back" so she performed it here (Misery Business) :D

kyla

I work at a a pharmacy and for privacy concerns we have no information from other pharmacies (including ones from the same company) (which is the stupidest fucking thing ever)

kyla

The narcs are kept in the safe LOL

Eeyore

More Nick please 🫶🏻❤️

Lee U

Shout out to my dad who would call "fixed action pattern" in terms of our cat and her routines "fap" and I had to explain to him why he can't say that. And he has memory problems so I had to do it more than once.