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How exclusive is Top G merch really?

What is Tate's deal with The Matrix?

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2026-09-05 23:00 imagining jordan saying all that shit about hilary’s emails but he’s the dancing man in the red room from twin peaks
2023-04-15 00:57

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jordan is actually Jack Teixeira aka the kid in the national guard who got arrested for leaking classified pentagon documents?? it would make sense given the leak was on a fucking MINECRAFT DISCORD SERVER

Beth Straubel

why is andrew tates silhouette neck Like That

Beth Straubel

okay also that gel blaster ad tho A+ omg

z 🐛

something weird

Kayla

You guys need to watch the Andrew Tate in Peppa Pig video

Abigail

Idea: set a goal that if you get 2000 patrons, they can vote on a tattoo for Jordan. Then he can get a weird one he really wants and can blame it on the patrons if it’s too much. A plausible deniability tattoo if you will.

Kathy

is there a way to see the number of patrons?

Viv Lu

the knight's movements can also be described as an L-shape which is really the cherry on top of this design for me

Drawn at Random

honor system/vibes, the patrons decide amongst themselves whether it seems like there's 2,000 of them and then report back

leo!

tate's merch promoting moving in L's

chronicrow

honestly every time i see you upload a new patreon video my day is made

scruffy

glad my meme made yall laugh :)

Sad Lad

Ngl, kind of freaked me out when you pointed to the screen and said my name. My heart skipped a beat. I expect some advice now, though.

🌸 Carly 🌸

Honestly, the outline of his head just looks like the rock

Theodora (she•her•hers)

you are correct that estradiol back then was red. coincidentally it is usually blue these days

matthew not matt

i may just be dumb but how do i get access to the discord? i know it’s available to all tiers but i can’t find a link to it

Arielle

Good luck Jarvis!

Sara

Omfg, you're so right

Sara

JARVIS PLEASE BE SAFE IN THE FIGHT I GOT PPV TICKETS TO WATCH YOU AND SABRINA! Good luck! Can't wait to *hopefully* hear about it from your POV in the coming weeks on the podcast!!

Raven Ferguson

Good luck with the fight tonight Jarvis!

Barley I guess?

i genuinely cried at links comment on the sadboyz classic lmao

Harmony Kooistra-Floyd

The merch is "hard to collect" but in the same way that his egg head profile is "hard to look at"

Fatema Alhawaj

just joined the patreon!! so excited to watch all the bonus content

Brianna

I’m not gonna pay a million dollars to watch creator clash, but good luck punching people, Jarvis ‼️‼️

Drawn at Random

u can both get "if lost, return to [X]" tattoos but it's just the address of that one unspecified nearby establishment

Abigail

If you go to the overview/membership page you can see. Currently they are at 1092. However, I do like Drawn at Random’s vibe based system better!

Mariya

you and arin were incredible, and i fucking love Sad Boyz ok love u bye

Chelsea Lynn

okay fine! you win. take my money.

Fara

Oh my gosh, we’re uncovering ancient relics

Peri

Jarvis, you did fuckin phenomenal in CC2!! I’m so impressed by the amount of work and time commitment all the fighters put in. I hope that you’re proud of yourself :) ❤️

Jack Irwin

Jordan likes MRSUNDAYMOVIES TOO?!?! Oh my world just got so awesome!

melanee

my favorite nightynight thus far 😂

Tinna Gigja

I haven't seen The Matrix since maybe 2003, but I think if pressed, I could probably name five scenes from it. Let's see; Trying to escape the office while Morpheus guides him over the phone. The pods. No mouth plus bug thing equals nightmare fuel. Talking to the spoon kid. Bullet time backwards dodging. Can I tell you the order or what happens in between these scenes? That's not important.

Jori

I hate how terrible people co opt things they completely misunderstand. Martial arts is NOT about being be to kick anyone's ass and being "tough." On the plus side the merch makes it a lot easier to know which people to avoid 😂