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Content Warning: Just about everying. Racism, transphobia, homophobia, antisemitism, achondroplasiaphobia, fatphobia.

People in the metaverse are scary and their standup routines are terrible.

Also, we visit zombo.com

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Abigail

The subway joke is a Mitch Hedberg joke told with no charisma

ximena

zombo.com is genuinely the best website ever created

Dijon

Off topic, but when are you guys gonna finish watching Black/White?

Shannon M Treat

I was thinking about asking the same question. I need something to look forward to!

Dijon

I genuinely love their reaction to such a wild show

Shannon M Treat

Me too. I haven't laughed that hard in a while, I was in tears.

Sarah Amelia

i resent sarah and i sharing a name lol

Bridget Clem

This episode is the reason I have officially joined their patreon, I needed to see these bad meta jokes

bailee

the end really made me think my name was alice for a minute there

Dominic Rodegeb

“Well he got up here and tried, we gotta admire him for that” “Ehhhhhh” That had me dead ☠️

y

first comedy torso guy sounds like joe pera

Bloodless

I was just going to say that. His joke sounds like an unpolished Joe Pera bit too.

Lani

Just joined patreon for sad boyz; really enjoy your content, individually and together. Shot for keeping me entertained, sending good vibes from nz 👌

Sarah

my name is sarah and i got incredibly jumpscared when i had my phone in my pocket for a minute and Jordan said “oh sarah” disapprovingly lmao

alice

i literally just joined the patreon and hearing my name like that was crazy scary

Mia Lynn

They stole the subway joke 😡

Cerys

imagine they got one of the cast members (NOT BRUNO) on the pod

Dijon

I'd watch Bruno defend try to defend himself. But their daughter is actually probably the only one who benefitted from the experience.

Kayla

Did Sarah the heckler go "moo" at that guy instead of booing him?

Kenzie Rae Hall

HI I COMMENTED THIS IN THE LAST PODCAST BUT LOOK INTO THE TMJ AND SLEEP THERAPY CENTRE I GO TO THE ONE IN CLEVELAND AND ITS HEALING MY TMJ (MINE HAPPENED BECAUSE OF MEDICAL MALPRACTICE ON MY JAW) AND THE LEADING SCIENTIST RUNS STUDIES AND WORKS WITH THE DOCTORS WITHIN THIS CENTRE ITS INSANE HOW MUCH YOUR JAW AND SLEEP APNEA ARE LINKED https://clevelandtmjsleep.com

Kenzie Rae Hall

sorry to sound insane in my last comment but this has impacted my entire life in such a major way that I can’t not recommend it

Drawn at Random

the hecklers ruined the timing when this kid tried to do it, but that "b'KAWWWWs" tiktok joke genuinely cracks me up every time

Amy Payme

Idk if anyone else already said this, but the subway/duck joke was the worst retelling of a Mitch Hedberg joke I’d ever heard

Emmeline

the metaverse is just VR roblox

C F

I was going to say the same thing! His comedy is like 96% delivery

Citizen Holly

The meta verse seems like eternal middle school, which might just be biblical hell

Ari La Motte

Glad to se some Zombocom representation

Equine Musings

This is just a wild time lmao! Jordan's face through the whole thing... hahahah! it's like the reverse of Jordan showing Jarvis the "Asian Girls" song, and Jarvis cringing while Jordan looks like a seasoned veteran who's seen it all.

chronicrow

im so sorry you two are trapped in 'Black White' hell. godspeed edit: i realized that looks weird without quotations

Matthew Karyadi

I got crossed up by the audio in the metaverse it seems like such a sensory nightmare to actually be there

Rohey

hey y'all! I was just wondering how to access the patron only discord server? do any of you know?

Hannah

same, I had terrible TMJ issues (sliding, clicking, grinding teeth) and after getting diagnosed with sleep apnea and using my machine regularly, my TMJ issues have mostly disappeared. I went from excruciating pain every morning and not being able to close or open my mouth to forgetting I had TMJ issues. The only times it has come back has been when I was traveling without my machine (bc I forgot it accidentally) or extreme life stress (and also the one time my friend accidentally punched me in the jaw).

Miya Williams

I’m new to patreon, and would also like to know! Thanks in advance, lovely people. 💕

kiara

my name is not alice and i still was like "oh shit he knows my name" for a second bc im stupid

Renegade

love the pod 💕 btw re: the sleep study/health care discussion in the main ep, my brother has had similar symptoms to what you describe Jarvis (fatigue, lack of good breath coming in from nose, trouble sleeping / specifically breathing while sleeping) and he had swollen/enlarged turbinates & adenoids! he went to a sleep study and that ultimately kicked off the search leading to the diagnosis & surgical removal, which totally changed his breathing ability and sleep, but he had a bad case so it doesnt have to be treated surgically. it was maybe 1.5 years post the sleep study that he actually got the diagnosis and treatment tho because of everything in US healthcare yall talked about 💀 so i wanted to comment his issue on the off chance its the same thing, and bringing it up to a doctor saves you some time!

Deanna

Man straight up stole mitch Hedbergs jokes and delivered em badly lmao

Anya

That subway joke is a real joke told by Mitch Hedberg! It's funnier when he does it because he delivers his jokes in a weird blunt tone. As if he's telling interesting facts that occur to him, not jokes, lol

Joshua Sanderson

Just make sure you do it on the web not through the app I was not able to do it through the app but it worked fine through the web you can also link Spotify if you want to stream sad boy's nights

Moe

I can't do it. The cringe is too much. Gotta skip it.

Sacred

Okay but an Albert Einstein experience ride at Disneyland would be kinda cool 😂

Hunter Culverhouse

i just looked back up at the screen bc im listening while doing uni assignments and jarvis was staring me straight in my soul

Skiddly Winks

Props to Jarvis for being able to stay in that stand up lobby for as long as he did, just watching it in video form was brutal

kyla

white and black are shades fyi

nyxie

the worst part about this is that people are just cussing out kids with no remorse. tbf that's not unique to the Metaverse but I imagine Meta was passing this off as child-safe for parents and such.