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Sad Boyz Nightz #34 - "Bathroom Fine: $500" [VIDEO] (Patreon)

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2023-11-06 22:47:01
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CNH Sorenson

This opening rant on national saxophone day of all days!

Izzy Glass

Lol sry tho excuse me

Izzy Glass

Y'all don't understand spit and reed things. Taught me to be hygienic lmfaooooo

Izzy Glass

*also* no they just try to get everyone to play tuba bc no one ever will. Everyone wants to play saxophone and as a professional saxophonist it's useless ASF.

Izzy Glass

Also I called and I need Jordans take plz

Ash

Loved the voicemails this ep!

Ares Xenia

Jarvis, @25mins you probably did nothing wrong, that person was just trippin on somethin 😭😂

D

Very cool ep 👍🏻

Alexis W

the taurus urge to prove you’re right in every situation is strong i feel that

kris

did ted die

Aisling Taylor

I love Jordan sitting in weird positions and moving a lot, it reminds me to move to avoid pins and needles, and makes me feel less weird when i also sit strangely.

Sage Nicely

Perfect ep to watch while I build a bookshelf

Grant Crawford

I like to give people a thumbs down if they do something silly while driving. I feel like it's just the right amount of negative interaction that will make someone stop and think about what they were doing.

Tinna Gigja

Had to go break some guy's knee caps.

Tinna Gigja

I'm glad that Jordan has embraced his status as an icon of bisexual sitting.

Tinna Gigja

Sometime in the early 2000s I was at a music festival where I had been chugging beer all day and desperately needed a whiz. The line for the portapotties was very, very long and far away, the show was about to start, and we had a spot that was too good to give up. So I had this brilliant idea that I didn't quite think through: just thread an empty 0,5l plastic beer glass up the leg of my quite wide-legged trousers to pee in it. I started great but then the glass was almost full, so I had to stop peeing, thread the full glass back down my pants leg, empty it (slightly splashing my friend, who was not happy), and repeat. That's the day I found out that my bladder could hold nearly a full liter of piss, though I suspect that capacity has somewhat diminished after I stopped drinking so much beer in places without enough toilets. Good times.

Laura Dutilloy

love the fake trumpet sounds jordan does everytime, the singular toot at the end of the episode was a joy

olivia

my mothers maiden name is

John Reid Franklin

one time i had a dude pull up next to me in a huge truck (he was originally in front of me, but swerved into another lane and slowed down a lot to get next to me) and he was fuckin PISSED. i had no clue why, so i just gave him the classic ' i don't know' pose. later i realized i was singing really aggressive metal in my car and he must have thought i was cussing him out or something. it was weird

Jason Laframboise

my mother maiden name is the same as mine so I guess Im kinda screwed.

Angela Gasparetti

I started a new school in 4th grade, and I wasn’t used to bathrooms not being accessible from the playground. I was convinced I’d get in trouble if I went into the school during recess so I, already the new weirdo, just pissed myself instead. Not even hidden, sitting on a high visibility jungle gym. Shockingly, of all the things I got bullied for, publicly pissing myself as a 10 year old was never one of them. Solidarity!

Harmony Kooistra-Floyd

Jordan referring to himself as fussy made me chuckle so hard for no reason

Emily Tetreault

This bitch right here has EDS & ADHD and the combination of hurty bendy joints and brain go fast makes sitting like a regular adult human basically impossible for me. Solidarity.

Mellow.Mystical

The concept of paying money to go to the restroom is wild to me. That fact that there even is shame or punishment associated with having to relieve yourself is... sad. Piss in the gutter. Piss in the woods. Make restrooms more accessible or Rest In Piss.

grrlkisser

jordan talking about the realization that he sits oddly and then the camera immediately cutting to him sitting in another wacky ass position

Reggee’s Expressions

I have never peed myself as an adult. I don’t think as a kid either.

Catherine Apgar

As someone from NJ, I am familiar with folks changing 4 lanes in a heartbeat, colloquially known as the Jersey Slide. Living in CA now though, I’m thankful that New Jerseyans at least use directionals. It’s scary driving and biking out here boys; stay safe!

Persi

I’m known for having a small bladder. One time we were inspecting a bunch of apartments and had a tight schedule between inspections. No bathrooms close by, so I squatted in the front seat footwell and peed in a slurpee cup ✌️

Lee U

I work at a cafe at an international tourist spot. There is a huge free public bathroom like 100 meters MAYBE from the cafe. Like you can see the roof of it from inside the cafe. The way the place is set you almost guaranteed HAVE to walk by it to reach the cafe. Question I get asked most every day is can I use your restroom/where is the restroom? I've had more full grown adults do pouty faces at me than I can count. Plead, yell at me, tell me they're a paying customer and therefore I have to let them in, tell me I'm heartless, refuse to leave and in anger and send in a complaint about me to management in 5 times the amount of time it would have taken to go to the bathroom and come back. Etc. etc. Anyway I've been offered $5, $10, $30, and most notably an Australian man who said "please I have IBS I'll give you $50 American cash" Said no to all. We have a large staff and one bathroom. We have to clean it. That's a sacred space. That's my special little room where no tourists are allowed. I need that or I'll actually have a breakdown

thedimreaper

As someone who has chronic pain and circulation issues, I very much relate to people making silly comments about how I sit and how often o change positions, and I feel very seen watching Jordan do the same thing 😂