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Captain Citrus: Marvel's Healthiest Hero (Patreon)

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2025-05-09 16:00:16
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2026-06
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So the Patreon exclusives have turned to pure chaos already, apparently.

(Video is Patreon exclusive, and will never be posted to unpaid platforms)

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Dante Dietzel

Orange you glad you did this video?

Kole Driscoll

Wild to have a propaganda hero not even have the propaganda be a part of his powers or origin outside of location

Cutter

Why don't more companies create official superheros as mascots? Honestly I love that idea. Screw the gecko I wanna see Insurance Man fight Thanos. I wanna see Tony the Tiger defeat Fin Fang Foom.

PinDaGreat

I love weird bullshit like this. Thank you for your service

William

I want my patreon exclusives to be as unhinged as humanly possible. Please continue the good work

jackon

i love the use of background music, i always thought that was missing in older videos

LevyNeptune

This was so damn funny. Great video!

BEIN

these are the videos i pay for and ive never been happier

CJ13

This Patreon is worth every penny. Big fan of the “you’re locked in a room with me ranting about my niche interests” style of content

Flareprime

I hope you sent this to the Florida Citrus Consortium or whatever it was called

Loki

"Personally, I think he's round because, y'know, he's a fucking orange." This made me chuckle more than it should've, but damn is it funny

Loupy

In theory, since Blizzard can create cold, his cold could interact with the heart from the solar pods coming from space and create a weather event by contact of cold and hot air ?

Caleb Rizio

This was unironically worth $5. Do you think he will show up in Marvel Rivals? 🍊

Caleb Rizio

Someone didn’t do the crossword 🙄

ProblemPal

I have a citrus allergy. All I know is his name. Fuck this guy

gwennie

Okay so I know you probably realized this already, but the reason for the Solar Pods and him getting stronger is because he’s in Florida. Florida is The Sunshine State. So the ground probably boosts his power. Not that it makes sense, but it’s most likely the logic being implied here.

gwennie

Also I understand that you probably don’t read these but I subscribed to the Patreon specifically to make this comment (I watched the video with a friend who was previously a patron because I was bored)

Findlay

I need him in rivals 😂🍊

Tsa

It's giving Mint Berry Crunch

Charlie Dayson

I think no-prize-ing a brand tie-in novelty character might be the most marvel fan thing i've ever seen a marvel fan do, and I mean that entirely as a compliment 😂

Walter Moore

This is by far the funniest video you have made this was great dude

gwennie

What is no-prizing

Eddie Faro

The Marvel No-Prize was/is an "award" originally given to fans by Marvel Editorial when they sent in letters pointing out continuity errors in comics. Eventually, they started giving it to people who explained away potential continuity errors in such a way that makes sense in comic-logic.

Eddie Faro

Historically they can be really given away for anything or nothing, but when someone uses it, the above is usually what they mean.

Eddie Faro

He only has 2 appearances so probably not a great fit for a video, but I used to think Combo Man was so cool as kid 😂 He has the powers of 14 heroes! And if you could guess them all you could win a sweet jacket or a hat!

Eddie Faro

He even made me try Combos, which are not that good!

gwennie

Oh that’s really funny. Yeah he definitely is inspired by the sunshine part of the state.

Ackthrice

Miss Vitamin C has some serious Green M&M energy

TheGameShark64

I went into this expecting a standard overview of a promotional character, and I ended the video by tearing up at a eulogy for an orange. This did not disappoint in the slightest.

AllegedlyLuna

21:28 this image hurt me more than the entirety of Marville; what does any of that mean and why isn't the ten a full circle?And why is it less than nine?

Bob Smith

My personal headcanon is now that captain citrus is what happened to the MCU version of Kang. Because that’s hilarious.

Caitlyn Dare

I like to think his sister was just being an ass and called him Captain Citrus as a joke and he just said "fuck you" and ran with it

Ranginald Vagel

Well, durability would be how difficult it is to hurt him, while resilience would represent how much damage he could withstand while still active. So it’s absurdly difficult to even hurt Captain Citrus, but if you do, you better erase him from existence because he WILL continue to come after you with anything less.

Clayton McCandless

The part where Captain Citrus snaps his arm behind his body to retrieve a glass of orange juice made me cackle.

AMS_Lance

I'm glad THIS is the representative superhero of my home state, truly the hero of all time.

Weltyfern

The 3D model looks like an Invincible character 😭

Devan Bates

The Florida Government body shaming an orange.

Maya

His 3D version looks like a really shitty Fortnite skin. Like... There is no personality there. Edit: lol I commented my immediate reaction, glad I'm not the only one thinking that.

Indigo Moon

For context on how obscure these agencies are, I’ve lived in Florida for my whole like (24+ years), and have NEVER heard of the Florida Department of Citrus, much less the Florida Citrus Commission

Guerrilla3

That's ironic and lucky for you because I took soul damage watching this i saw shit i haven't seen in fifteen years and it flooded back in like a core memory got unlocked

GuildmasterOliv

We need Captain Citrus to be in Avengers Doomsday. Dr. Doom doesn't stand a chance!