Grundle the Goblin King (sketch) (Patreon)

Grundle: "I've come to deliver a message and thank Captain Brea for leaving me this lovely gift. Castle forged steel is quite rare in goblin town, so I couldn't miss this opportunity to have a new axe made. Do you like it?"

If this guy showed up at the West Gate and challenged you to a one-on-one fight, what would you do?